Chicago Tough Horoscope (1/8-1/14)
The world’s best horoscope is here.  Enjoy. Aries (3/21-4/19) Prepare for a rousing conflict when your hotel doesn’t recognize that your ‘continent’ in your continental breakfast is Africa. Taurus (4/20-5/20) You’ve always hated Twitter.  But this week it will reach a boiling point when you’re incorrectly notified of the cancellation of Toddlers and Tiaras. Gemini (5/21-6/20)... Read more »