Posts tagged "ESPN"

ESPN's Bristol Headquarters Spontaneously Combust After Bulls Victory Over Miami Heat

ESPN's Bristol Headquarters Spontaneously Combust After Bulls Victory Over Miami Heat
BRISTOL – A fiery ball of light could be seen as far away as New York City late Wednesday night.  The explosion was the result of the Miami Heat’s 27 game winning streak coming to an end at the hands of the Chicago Bulls.  ESPN’s Bristol, Connecticut facilities combusted shortly after the buzzer sounded at Chicago’s... Read more »

"It's Only Four Days Until the Beef O' Brady's Bowl!" Says Tampa Area Man; Police Investigate

"It's Only Four Days Until the Beef O' Brady's Bowl!" Says Tampa Area Man; Police Investigate
TAMPA – Police from the City of Tampa are investigating a conversation overheard at an area Dunkin’ Donuts last evening that has left residents miffed. “I was just enjoying my normal chocolate frosted and medium coffee when I hear the ruffling of papers and some jumbled voice,” said DD patron Ralph Cummings. “I looked up... Read more »

ESPN and the Business of Now; Damn the History

ESPN and the Business of Now; Damn the History
The Business of Now is a drug. It’s the equivalent of the ad agency promoting a new product: the shiny new car, the vacation of your dreams, or the perfume that will make men wither. The Business of Now wants you to crave the present, yearn for the future, and forget the past.  And nobody runs the Business of... Read more »
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Jets lose to Ravens; Rex Ryan still great, so much fun

It’s moments like these that can make being a professional coach in New York City an absolutely miserable experience.  Moments after the New York Jets’ disappointing loss to the Baltimore Ravens, media members piled on Rex Ryan for the team’s poor offensive play and boneheaded penalties. “It’s just that he’s so honest.  It’s so refreshing to... Read more »