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Posts tagged "Chicago"

Bulls Coach Thibodeau Straining to Find Things to Stess About After Hot Start; Bludgeoning of Cavs

Bulls Coach Thibodeau Straining to Find Things to Stess About After Hot Start; Bludgeoning of Cavs
CLEVELAND – Sitting alone in the visitor’s coaching office, Chicago Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau searched for new things to be angry about. “This Gatorade is warm!” said a frustrated Thibodeau as he slammed a cup to the ground.  “How are we supposed to win a championship with this Gatorade!” Thibodeau has been searching valiantly... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
January 21, 2012 at 1:03 am
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Chicago Tough Horoscope (6/8)

Chicago Tough Horoscope (6/8)
Aries (3/21-4/19) You’ll realize that creating your own real-life ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ can backfire since, apparently, police arrest individuals who don’t report a death. Taurus (4/20-5/20) It will not be your fault that you were given the brown acid…but it will be your fault when you jump off the building. Gemini (5/21-6/21) Sharing with those... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
June 7, 2011 at 9:23 pm
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Your Weekly Horoscope (March 28-April 3)

Your Weekly Horoscope (March 28-April 3)
Aries (3/21-4/19) An ambitious streak will unfortunately hit you as soon as you reach the 90/94 split during rush hour leading to a 500 car pileup. Taurus (4/20-5/20) You never thought that Vanessa Williams’ ‘Save the Best for Last’ would be background music to a knife fight in Humboldt Park, but, alas. Gemini (5/21-6/21) Keeping your nose to the... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
March 28, 2011 at 12:23 am
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"Suck it Up, Pansy Face!" A Letter From Dick Butkus on the Blizzard of 2010

"Suck it Up, Pansy Face!" A Letter From Dick Butkus on the Blizzard of 2010
CHICAGO- Well, well, well, word is from my good friend Tom Skilling that we’re about to hit 30 inches of snow in a 24 hours span.  Little Know It All Skill Bills is trying to tell us to ‘stock up on water and canned goods.’  Like somebody doesn’t already have a freezer filled various cut... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
February 1, 2011 at 12:40 am
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Chicago Tough Horoscope (6/25)...If you live that long

Chicago Tough Horoscope (6/25)...If you live that long
Aries (3/21-4/19)  If you can get on top of your creative motivation, then you get a lot done today. That’s why you’ll finally finish those17 jello molds in the shape of Bea Arthur’s face. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Take time today to check your values. A powerful figure challenges you to follow ancient precepts. And... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
June 26, 2010 at 12:26 am
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Breaking up with the Cubs

Breaking up with the Cubs
Dear Cubs, A lot has changed since we met.  It was 1987.  Wrigley Field didn’t have lights.  The only people who watched your games on the rooftop were construction workers making repairs to the aged buildings. Those were the days…it was so innocent. I was happy with you as a last place team.  You were... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
June 20, 2010 at 9:29 pm
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Chicago Tough Viewer's Guide (4/10-4/11)

Listen, meatballs!  I’m just like you.  I’m part meatball.  You’re part meatball.  Every once and again, you need to embrace your inner meatball.  That’s the point of the site. We hate meatballs, but we love them…because we’re all part meatball. Here’s the viewing guide; abridged. SATURDAY 900-1015AM Remembering Chicago, WTTW Because you don’t remember. 1000AM-1100AM... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
April 9, 2010 at 11:01 pm
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