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Posts tagged "Chicago Blackhawks"

Patrick Kane Doesn't Remember Getting Signatures to Participate in Wisconsin Gubernatorial Run-Off Election

Patrick Kane Doesn't Remember Getting Signatures to Participate in Wisconsin Gubernatorial Run-Off Election
MADISON – Much has been made of Chicago Blackhawks winger Patrick Kane and his weekend romp through the Wisconsin capital.  Stories of drunkenness, profanity, and lude behavior at the Mifflin Street Block Party have circulated throughout the web…but it’s a new development that’s shocking the political landscape. “Somebody dropped off a stack of loose-leaf paper... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 11, 2012 at 2:47 am
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Greatest Shots to the Gut in Chicago Sports History (Another Awesome Pie Chart!)

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By Captain Meatball,
April 20, 2012 at 2:30 am
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RAFFI TORRES PUNCHES ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE FACE, RUNS OFF, ROBS CHILD OF HIS EASTER CANDY, KICKS BUDDHIST MONK IN THE FACE, LAUGHS AT HOMELESS GUY AND DESCENDS INTO HELL

RAFFI TORRES PUNCHES ELDERLY WOMAN IN THE FACE, RUNS OFF, ROBS CHILD OF HIS EASTER CANDY, KICKS BUDDHIST MONK IN THE FACE, LAUGHS AT HOMELESS GUY AND DESCENDS INTO HELL
CHICAGO – Moments after his gutless hit on Chicago Blackhawks forward Marian Hossa, Phoenix Coyotes forward Raffi Torres was on the streets of Chicago causing havoc at every turn. Running from Chicago authorities, the Coyotes goon jumped onto a CTA bus going westbound on Madison. Torres grabbed a hold of the driver, pulled a six... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
April 18, 2012 at 1:06 am
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Vintage Blackhawks Highlight of the Day

Vintage Blackhawks Highlight of the Day
With the playoffs fast approaching, and with the Blackhawks clincher earlier, I’d like to celebrate by posting some thrilling highlights from previous playoff runs. This video below details the exciting playoff series between the New York Rangers and the Chicago Black Hawks in 1971.  The Hawks winner in Game 5 propelled the Hawks to a... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
April 1, 2012 at 2:54 am
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The Best 90 Seconds in Sports

The Best 90 Seconds in Sports
Randy is a 45 year old construction worker from Berwyn.  He wears a scuffed up White Sox hat, torn blue jeans, and an old Hawks jacket that has a stain covering the entire right sleeve.  Randy is standing next to Bruce; a fellow season ticket holder from Lake Bluff.  Bruce works at the mercantile exchange... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
March 2, 2012 at 2:58 am
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John Scott Takes Needless Roughing Penalty in RBC Parking Lot 24 Hours Before Puck Drop

John Scott Takes Needless Roughing Penalty in RBC Parking Lot 24 Hours Before Puck Drop
RALEIGH- It didn’t take long. Moments after arriving in Raleigh for their March 1st tilt against the Carolina Hurricanes, new Rangers defenseman John Scott punched Hurricane fan favorite Eric Staal in the face.  The assault took place in the RBC Center parking lot, where NHL officials would convene to discuss the penalty. “We could give... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
February 29, 2012 at 12:25 am
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Detroit Red Wings Family Mistakenly Leaves Pack of Newports, Scratch-Offs, and WWE T-Shirts at United Center After Game Versus Blackhawks

Detroit Red Wings Family Mistakenly Leaves Pack of Newports, Scratch-Offs, and WWE T-Shirts at United Center After Game Versus Blackhawks
CHICAGO – The Burson family left the United Center in a dreary mood. Their favorite team, the Detroit Red Wings, had just lost to the Chiago Blackhawks 2-1.  A five hour family trip from Baldwin, Michigan to Chicago was fun for the group of four, but the loss put a hamper on the evening. However... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
February 22, 2012 at 1:15 am
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Five Positive Blackhawks Videos; Or, How to Endure Another Losing Streak

Five Positive Blackhawks Videos; Or, How to Endure Another Losing Streak
The Blackhawks snapped a nine game losing streak tonight by defeating the New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden. The streak itself was frightening, bothersome, tension-filled, saddening…one of the more bewildered times I’ve had as a fan in the Post-Bill Wirtz era. Now that it’s over, I want to share with the world how I... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
February 17, 2012 at 12:37 am
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Tale of the Tape: George Bernard Shaw vs Chicago Blackhawks Forward Andrew Shaw

Tale of the Tape: George Bernard Shaw vs Chicago Blackhawks Forward Andrew Shaw
George Bernard Shaw is one of the most famous, if not the most famous, artistic critic in world history.  Andrew Shaw, on the other hand, might be one of the greatest men the world has ever known.  Well, at least to Chicago Blackhawks fans.  So, why not compare the Shaws?  Below, is a tale of... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
January 19, 2012 at 11:53 pm
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Patrick Sharp Injury Leaves Blackhawks 72% Less Attractive

Patrick Sharp Injury Leaves Blackhawks 72% Less Attractive
CHICAGO – In one fell swoop, the Chicago Blackhawks returned to being ordinary-looking hooligans. The unfortunate wrist injury to the handsome and charming Patrick Sharp has left the Hawks shorthanded…not just in players, but in total beauty. “We’re reeling,” stated gruff elder statesman Sean O’Donnell.  “I’m not the same guy I was 10 years ago…hey... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
January 10, 2012 at 1:12 am
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