Posts tagged "Chicago Bears"

With their New Signings, Who Will Jay Cutler Blame if the Offense Doesn't Work Again?

Super Bowl! Super Bowl! Super Bo...Uh. (The Most Repulsive Super Bowl Ever)

Super Bowl!  Super Bowl!  Super Bo...Uh.  (The Most Repulsive Super Bowl Ever)
There used to be a time when I could barely contain my excitement prior to the Super Bowl. This Super Bowl has no redeeming value. No teams worth cheering and no players worth supporting. One team is led by a man who is strongly linked to the death of another human being. This is a... Read more »

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'
LAKE FOREST – New Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman sent shockwaves through football by revealing what people could expect of his 2013 Chicago Bears. “This…is a yard stick…and this is me snapping this yard stick in half!  No more! No more!  That’s right, bitches…We’re going metric in this mutha!” Gasps throughout the press corps were immediately interrupted... Read more »
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2013 Chicago Sports Promises; Resolutions on Being a Chicago Sports Fan

2013 Chicago Sports Promises; Resolutions on Being a Chicago Sports Fan
The following is a look into the future.  2013.  A place where nobody thought we’d get to because the Mayans ran out writing utensils.  These are my top 10 Chicago sports goals for the upcoming year: 10. I will accept the stupidity that comes with finding Raffi Torres Raffi Torres must be found.  The trashy... Read more »

Pete Carroll Still that Jerk From High School You Want to Punch in the Face

Pete Carroll Still that Jerk From High School You Want to Punch in the Face
CHICAGO – Moments after the Seattle Seahawks’ 23-17 overtime victory over the Chicago Bears, Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll took his j-holeness to a whole new level. The veteran coach jumped around, pumped his fist, and smiled like a 1980’s John Hughes movie villain. “Aw, man, this is so great.  Just to think, it seemed... Read more »

Chicago Tough Editorial: On to Death Star 5! The Ridiculous History of the Bears in San Francisco

Chicago Tough Editorial: On to Death Star 5! The Ridiculous History of the Bears in San Francisco
There are certain memories of your life as a sports fan that you push to the recesses of your mind. These are memories so painful, that your mind has developed a defense mechanism to never reveal these moments again. I’m fully convinced that 60% of these memories involve the Chicago Bears playing the San Francisco... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Podcast: Week 9, Bears Smash Titans, Jimmy Durham, and the Human Condition of Sport

Chicago Tough Podcast: Week 9, Bears Smash Titans, Jimmy Durham, and the Human Condition of Sport
Alex and I talk about everything under the sun…including how sports shape the world we live in.  Yeah, it gets a little deep in here.  Well, about as deep as we can get.

Chicago Tough Podcast Deluxe: Bears Review, NFL Review, Pablo Sandoval, and Alex Talks About Vance Law

Chicago Tough Podcast Deluxe: Bears Review, NFL Review, Pablo Sandoval, and Alex Talks About Vance Law
The greatest podcast in the world returns.  Subscribe on itunes and love your life for doing so!

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League
by Jon Gruden I know many people spend time writing in editorial/op-ed sections about the Middle East, health care, mid-term elections, local politics, etc. But let me tell you…about something I just tasted…I’m telling you right now, this is the best sandwich I’ve ever had in my life. To think that there were other sandwiches... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Picks of the Week September 29th and 30th

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week September 29th and 30th
I’m not going to sit here and gloat…okay, maybe I will. Last week, I pulled off a 5-1 record.  3-0 in college, 2-1 in the NFL.  As the weeks go by, however, the lines get tougher based on increased data…and folks like me get caught going back and forth and back and forth. Can I... Read more »