New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'
LAKE FOREST – New Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman sent shockwaves through football by revealing what people could expect of his 2013 Chicago Bears. “This…is a yard stick…and this is me snapping this yard stick in half!  No more! No more!  That’s right, bitches…We’re going metric in this mutha!” Gasps throughout the press corps were immediately interrupted... Read more »