Posts tagged "Brett Favre"

Advantages to Wisconsinites Winning the Super Bowl

Advantages to Wisconsinites Winning the Super Bowl
You wouldn’t think that a website like this would find advantages to the Packers winning the Super Bowl…but after much pondering; I’ve come across 10 solid reasons. 10. Larger women from Wisconsin should gain even more weight after weeks of celebration; thus, making Illinois women look even more attractive. 9.  Influx of Clay Matthews look-alikes... Read more »

TCF Stadium Unable to Hold All Metrodome Ticket Holders; To Charge $20 Overdraft Fee

TCF Stadium Unable to Hold All Metrodome Ticket Holders; To Charge $20 Overdraft Fee
MINNEAPOLIS- The location for Monday night’s tilt between the Chicago Bears and Minnesota Vikings is nearing an end. Officials stated late Wednesday that TCF Stadium, the football home of the University of Minnesota, will be used as a replacement site for the game. What is unclear is how the 64,000 ticket holders for Monday night’s game... Read more »

Vikings Mascot Ragnar Gunned Down on Streets of Detroit

Vikings Mascot Ragnar Gunned Down on Streets of Detroit
DETROIT- Blowing his gjallarlhorn and moaning in pain, Minnesota Vikings mascot Ragnar pleaded with Detroit gang members to let him go. Unfortunately for Ragnar, and thousands of Vikings fan, the loveable mascot was bludgeoned to death with his bison horned headdress. The beating happened moments after the Vikings 21-3 loss to the New York Giants... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Game Review: Bears 27, Vikings 13

Chicago Tough Game Review: Bears 27, Vikings 13
Brett Favre’s 53 yard touchdown pass to Percy Harvin was a thing of beauty. A bad week for Childress: First, a Major Dad DVD set gets rejected by Time-Warner, then the Vikes lose. What wasn’t so pretty was the 41 year old quarterback’s celebration that featured a two inch vertical leap and clumsy fist pump…it... Read more »

Tim Tebow Sexts Erotic Pictures of Promise Ring to Lifelong Girlfriend

DENVER- In a rare lapse of judgement, Denver Broncos quarterback and Christian advocate Tim Tebow sent texts of sexual nature to his lifelong girlfriend Erin Drewes. The ‘sexts’ featured inappropriate photos of Tebow’s promise ring, cross chain, and his favorite sultry bible passage (Phil 4:13). In a press release, Tebow apologized to his fans: I... Read more »

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week (10/8-10/9)

I’ve had enough!  No wonder people have to go to Gamblers Anonymous. I don’t use money to gamble.  I’m too poor.  I just gamble with my credibility…which has now I lost all my money. Now I’ve got to sit with Phyllis George for an hour? Shoot me! been shot to hell. Here’s what happened last... Read more »
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Favre Retires; Vikings Fans Try Figuring Out How Team Won't Win Super Bowl Again

MINNEAPOLIS- Fans throughout the Land of 10,000 Lakes are reeling tonight at a new report stating that Brett Favre will retire from football. The announcement will mark a fifth time that Favre has stated the ‘end is nigh’. If the reports are true, fans are left wondering how this Vikings team won’t take home the championship trophy in... Read more »
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