Posts tagged "Boston Bruins"

Blackhawks Triple Overtime Game Results in 17 Breakups

Blackhawks Triple Overtime Game Results in 17 Breakups
CHICAGO – Throughout the Chicagoland area, marriages hit a boiling point late Wednesday. Reportedly, 17 relationships were threatened by the triple overtime epic between the Chicago Blackhawks and Boston Bruins. “I asked him to come upstairs.  I said I had everything laid out nicely, cough, cough, if he came up after the second overtime,” said... Read more »

Blackhawks Petitioning NHL to Make Sure Sheldon Brookbank's Name Doesn't Wind Up on Stanley Cup

Blackhawks Petitioning NHL to Make Sure Sheldon Brookbank's Name Doesn't Wind Up on Stanley Cup
CHICAGO – The process of getting your name on the Stanley Cup is pretty clear cut.  However, the Chicago Blackhawks are doing whatever they can to make sure that defenseman Sheldon Brookbank’s name doesn’t find his name on the cup. “We like Sheldon, don’t get us wrong,” stated Chicago Blackhawks General Manager Stan Bowman.  “But, I’d rather... Read more »

Canucks Fan Celebrates 2012 Stanley Cup Victory on Whatifsports.com

Canucks Fan Celebrates 2012 Stanley Cup Victory on Whatifsports.com
VANCOUVER – Vancouver native Thomas Belman waited, and waited, and waited. Belman had spent one hour going through all of the different hypothetical endings that would put the Vancouver Canucks back in the Stanley Cup Finals.  On his fourth try, after simulating the entire playoffs, the Canucks were only one win from taking the crown. ... Read more »
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Losing Stanley Cup Won't Matter When God Pushes Vancouver into Pacific Ocean

Losing Stanley Cup Won't Matter When God Pushes Vancouver into Pacific Ocean
Scientists around the world laughed in great amusement late Wednesday.  The laughter was in response to the news that Vancouver Canucks fans had rioted in reaction to losing the Stanley Cup. While watching footage of British Columbians turning over cars and lighting fires, scientist Dr. James Murphy of Ottawa, Ontario could barely keep himself together.... Read more »

God Makes Emphatic Statement that He Doesn't Care About Sports; Burrows Wins it for Vancouver

God Makes Emphatic Statement that He Doesn't Care About Sports;  Burrows Wins it for Vancouver
HEAVEN- Sitting atop the world, God wanted to make His feelings known to sports fans. In one of his boldest statements yet, the Lord God did not intervene to stop Vancouver Canucks forward Alexandre Burrows from winning Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Saturday night. The Canucks forward was seen biting Boston’s Patrice Bergeron during Vancouver’s Game... Read more »

What Else Can Quiet Those Annoying Boston Fans?

What Else Can Quiet Those Annoying Boston Fans?
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