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Cubs and White Sox Series to Unite Fan Bases; Both Sides Vow to Pummel Any NATO Protestor that Comes Within Six Feet

Cubs and White Sox Series to Unite Fan Bases; Both Sides Vow to Pummel Any NATO Protestor that Comes Within Six Feet
CHICAGO – Normally, the annual cross-town series between the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox is filled with bitter arguments fueled by liquor and ignorance.  This year, however, the two sides will come together to celebrate their united passion: hating smelly protestors with no discernible message. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) will travel to... Read more »

350 Pound Female Packers Fan Sent to Hospital After Struggling to Put on Camo

350 Pound Female Packers Fan Sent to Hospital After Struggling to Put on Camo
TOMAHAWK, WI- Meredith Wolski of Tomahawk tried valiantly late Tuesday to fit into her Mossy Oak Break Up jacket and pant combo. It was soon after that Tomahawk authorities found the 350 pound Wolski out of breath on her bedroom floor. “We hear this all the time,” cited Tomahawk police chief Ralph Simmons.  “The women... Read more »