Posts in category "NFL"

Suspect Finally Arrested After Forcing Family to Sit Through San Diego/Kansas City Game Last Thursday

Suspect Finally Arrested After Forcing Family to Sit Through San Diego/Kansas City Game Last Thursday
LOMBARD – The story gets more gruesome by the minute. Police reports show that Lombard man Jerry Morton forced his wife and two children to sit through the entire Kansas City Chiefs/San Diego Chargers game, last Thursday. When authorities showed up at the home around 10:00 p.m., his wife and two kids were curled up... Read more »

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League
by Jon Gruden I know many people spend time writing in editorial/op-ed sections about the Middle East, health care, mid-term elections, local politics, etc. But let me tell you…about something I just tasted…I’m telling you right now, this is the best sandwich I’ve ever had in my life. To think that there were other sandwiches... Read more »

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week (November 26th-27th)

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week (November 26th-27th)
It’s a Festivus miracle! Last week, I wasn’t god awful.  I began my annual comeback by going 2-1 in college and 1-1-1 in the NFL.  This brings my overall total to a pathetic 18-25-2.  That’s 10-13-1 in college, and 8-12-1 in the National Football League (Mark Schlereth was going to come to my house and... Read more »
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Al Davis to Return in Houston; To Enter Stadium as 'The Undertaker', Stage Winner-Take-All Match

Al Davis to Return in Houston; To Enter Stadium as 'The Undertaker', Stage Winner-Take-All Match
HOUSTON – Reports came out late Saturday that deceased Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis will return to life via an WWE-like intro on Sunday in Houston. Davis informed family in a note prior to his passing that, “You can expect me to be in Houston at 12:00.  The Raiders will rise again!” Davis’ return is... Read more »

Chicago Bears Week 4 Podcast: Bears 34, Panthers 29 (Plus, Big Ten talk)

Chicago Bears Week 4 Podcast: Bears 34, Panthers 29 (Plus, Big Ten talk)
Jason and I are going over the Bears’ big win over Carolina, the pending debacle in Detroit, talk from around the NFC Norris, Jason’s Badgers big big win against Nebraska, the rest of the Big Ten, and Alex yells at me for convincing him to not draft David Akers. Friend us on Facebook and Twitter... Read more »

Chicago Tough Weekly College and Pro Picks October 1st and 2nd

Chicago Tough Weekly College and Pro Picks October 1st and 2nd
Happy Birthday to my grandfather who would have been 89 today.  I’m sure he’s upstairs watching Nova or something.  Good man. In the football world, it seems as though my little phenom ‘The Jackster’ has taken the gambling world by storm.  You’ll probably see him on one of those Saturday morning infomercials telling people about... Read more »
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Pain in Peyton Manning's Neck is Just Dennis Quaid from Innerspace

Pain in Peyton Manning's Neck is Just Dennis Quaid from Innerspace
INDIANAPOLIS – Late Tuesday, doctors at St. Vincent Hospital in Indianapolis found the culprit of Peyton Manning’s neck pain. After multiple evaluations from several doctors throughout the country, Dr. Henry Froman made a stunning discovery. “When we got the x-rays back, we noticed something lodged between his scalene and sternocleidomastoid muscles.  At first, we thought that... Read more »

Al Davis Vote for Players Proposal Guaranteed if Delivered 17 Pints of Fresh Blood Daily

Al Davis Vote for Players Proposal Guaranteed if Delivered 17 Pints of Fresh Blood Daily
ALAMEDA, CALIFORNIA – The National Football League’s nightmarish lockout will finally come to a close…hopefully. One odd issue may keep things from finalizing. Inside sources in Oakland Raiders camp are stating that an unusual provision in the tabled proposal may keep the two sides from completing the deal. Specific provisions inside the potential agreement must... Read more »

RASHARD MENDENHALL HOPING TO BECOME NEXT SUPER BOWL WEEKEND CASUALTY

RASHARD MENDENHALL HOPING TO BECOME NEXT SUPER BOWL WEEKEND CASUALTY
Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall has big dreams for this year’s Super Bowl. For many kids, the dream is scoring the winning touchdown, intercepting the big pass, or taking down the quarterback on the final play. For Mendenhall, the thought of becoming a Super Bowl weekend casualty by virtue of murder, prostitution, or an... Read more »
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God Forgives Michael Vick After Six Touchdown Performance

God Forgives Michael Vick After Six Touchdown Performance
HEAVEN- Philadelphia Eagles quarterback and convicted dog fighting organizer Michael Vick received the pardon he always wanted. Last night, Vick threw for four touchdowns and ran for two touchdowns en route to the Eagles 59-28 thrashing of the Washington Redskins. Late yesterday evening, God parted the clouds and informed Michael Vick that his years of running an... Read more »