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Fired Lakers Coach Mike Brown’s Pre-Game Notes Found; Shows Favorite Plays Were ‘Kobe Shoot’ and ‘Howard Slam’

Fired Lakers Coach Mike Brown’s Pre-Game Notes Found; Shows Favorite Plays Were ‘Kobe Shoot’ and ‘Howard Slam’
LOS ANGELES – In the Staples Center parking lot, moments after the reported firing of Los Angeles Lakers coach Mike Brown, sanitation worker Jerald Givens made the oddest discovery.  The lifetime worker from the Great Western Forum and Staples Center saw a pad of paper on the ground labeled ‘Lakers Playbook: Hands Off!’ “I was... Read more »

Dude, Where's My Big Man? (Or, What the Hell Happened to Big Men in the NBA)

Dude, Where's My Big Man? (Or, What the Hell Happened to Big Men in the NBA)
Every year when the NBA Draft lottery comes around we see the same footage. A sweating Dave DeBusschere, with the hopes of an entire city on his shoulders, looks like he might pass out at any second.  He’s affiliated with the New York Knicks…and he knows what’s at stake. The winner of the jackpot would get guaranteed... Read more »

Linsanity Pun Exhaustion Meets Chicago Tough Pun Exhaustion

Linsanity Pun Exhaustion Meets Chicago Tough Pun Exhaustion
Sick of all the Linsanity puns about the new start point guard of the New York Knics?  Too bad!  We here at Chicago Tough are going to take it to the next level…CHICAGO TOUGH PUNS!   What could be some future spin-offs of Chicago Tough? stLight.options({ publisher:'18355ba4-a04c-4a33-a76f-847aadfc0f80', onhover:false }); Click Here for PollOnline SurveyConjoint Analysis |... Read more »
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NBA Player Tragically Unable to Purchase 10 Acre Mansion Due to Lockout

NBA Player Tragically Unable to Purchase 10 Acre Mansion Due to Lockout
BEVERLY HILLS – In an unfortunate turn of events, Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom’s purchase of a 10 acre Beverly Hills mansion has been tragically put on hold. “Due to the NBA lockout, Odom’s income does not permit the purchase of this $50 million property,” stated Odom’s public relations representative Gary Goldman.  “This is... Read more »

33 of Shawn Kemp's Kids Found in Chilean Mine

OUTSIDE SANTIAGO- 33 of former basketball star Shawn Kemp’s illegitimate children were found alive, last night, in a small town outside of Santiago, Chile.  The children, with ages ranging from 2 to 20, were without food or water. “We heard that when child support payments were not being made, Kemp flew the kids to Chile to work as... Read more »
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