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New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'

New Bears Coach Trestman Lets Fans Know, 'Wait Til You See This Metric Shit I Learned in Montreal'
LAKE FOREST - New Chicago Bears head coach Marc Trestman sent shockwaves through football by revealing what people could expect of his 2013 Chicago Bears. “This…is a yard stick…and this is me snapping this yard stick in half!  No more! No more!  That’s right, bitches…We’re going metric in this mutha!” Gasps throughout the press corps were immediately interrupted... Read more »

Pete Carroll Still that Jerk From High School You Want to Punch in the Face

Pete Carroll Still that Jerk From High School You Want to Punch in the Face
CHICAGO – Moments after the Seattle Seahawks’ 23-17 overtime victory over the Chicago Bears, Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll took his j-holeness to a whole new level. The veteran coach jumped around, pumped his fist, and smiled like a 1980′s John Hughes movie villain. “Aw, man, this is so great.  Just to think, it seemed... Read more »

Chicago Tough Editorial: On to Death Star 5! The Ridiculous History of the Bears in San Francisco

Chicago Tough Editorial: On to Death Star 5! The Ridiculous History of the Bears in San Francisco
There are certain memories of your life as a sports fan that you push to the recesses of your mind. These are memories so painful, that your mind has developed a defense mechanism to never reveal these moments again. I’m fully convinced that 60% of these memories involve the Chicago Bears playing the San Francisco... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Podcast: Week 9, Bears Smash Titans, Jimmy Durham, and the Human Condition of Sport

Chicago Tough Podcast: Week 9, Bears Smash Titans, Jimmy Durham, and the Human Condition of Sport
Alex and I talk about everything under the sun…including how sports shape the world we live in.  Yeah, it gets a little deep in here.  Well, about as deep as we can get.

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League

Jon Gruden Just Had the Best Sandwich He's Ever Tasted in the History of the National Football League
by Jon Gruden I know many people spend time writing in editorial/op-ed sections about the Middle East, health care, mid-term elections, local politics, etc. But let me tell you…about something I just tasted…I’m telling you right now, this is the best sandwich I’ve ever had in my life. To think that there were other sandwiches... Read more »

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week September 29th and 30th

Chicago Tough Picks of the Week September 29th and 30th
I’m not going to sit here and gloat…okay, maybe I will. Last week, I pulled off a 5-1 record.  3-0 in college, 2-1 in the NFL.  As the weeks go by, however, the lines get tougher based on increased data…and folks like me get caught going back and forth and back and forth. Can I... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Podcast: Bears/Rams Reaction, NFL Week 3, NFL Week 4 Picks, and a visitor from Atlanta!

Chicago Tough Podcast: Bears/Rams Reaction, NFL Week 3, NFL Week 4 Picks, and a visitor from Atlanta!
This week we got a surprise visit from Naj at www.hawks101.com.  Naj is from Atlanta and well-versed in the NFL. Tonight, we went over the Monday Night Football debacle…Cutler, Vick…every game…every game next week…shoot, I think we solved the world’s problems. It’s a long podcast…but it might’ve been our best one.  Thanks to Naj for... Read more »

10 Solid Predictions for Bears vs. Packers

10 Solid Predictions for Bears vs. Packers
When the Bears and Packers meet for the 185th time on Thursday it will mark the 185th occurrence of ‘unabashed meatballery’ to strike Chicago. And there’s nothing wrong with that. The Bears and Packers have met every season since 1921 (except the strike-shortened 1982 campaign).  This doesn’t beg me to wax poetic about the rivalry…it... Read more »

Thousands of Wisconsinites Fearing They'll Have Nothing to Live for After Thursday

Thousands of Wisconsinites Fearing They'll Have Nothing to Live for After Thursday
GREEN BAY – Stosh Warzawski of Green Bay spent most of Sunday evening rocking nervously in his living room chair. “I’ve got to make plans in case we lose to the Bears on Thursday.  I don’t want to do this, but…I gotta find a lake where I can ice fish, bolt myself into a room... Read more »
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Chicago Tough Podcast Deluxe (Samardzija Shutdown, White Sox, Bears, and Big Ten Football...OH MY!)

Chicago Tough Podcast Deluxe (Samardzija Shutdown, White Sox, Bears, and Big Ten Football...OH MY!)
I am joined by Bullpen Brian from www.bullpenbrian.com to go over the Jeff Samardzija shutdown, the cruddy AL Central race, other races around baseball, why the O’s low attendance will not be an issue, Bears vs. Colts, Big Ten non-supremacy…and my love for the world! Subscribe to the podcast on itunes by searching ‘Chicago Tough’... Read more »
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