Aries (March 21-April 19) - This week brings a yearning for new ideas. Unfortunately new ideas won't cure your clubbed feet.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) - Easy will do it, this week. That's until you discover those #@%ers at General Mills forgot to include red balloons in your Lucky Charms.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Take the road less traveled, this week...but don't be surprised when you get trapped in a forest filled with Ewoks.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) This week you'll remember why life 'isn't just about money' when an infomercial convinces you to invest $10,000 in Peruvian prime real estate.
Leo (July 23-August 22) The early bird gets the worm. But your wife will still get custody of