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Kobayashi'd!

Kobayashi'd!
Well, that didn’t take long. International eating star Kobayashi and five ChicagoNow bloggers (including myself) took part in an eating contest to determine the future of western civilization. Okay, so it was actually just for bragging rights…but you get the picture.  This bloodbath (or beefbath) at the Tribune Tower cemented, at least in my mind, why Kobayashi... Read more »
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Friday at 10:37 pm
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Stunning Moments in Eating History; Kobayashi to be Upset by the Chicago Tough Group

Stunning Moments in Eating History; Kobayashi to be Upset by the Chicago Tough Group
As many of you Chicago Tough fans have heard, world champion eater Kobayashi will be facing off against five ChicagoNow folks in an Italian beef eating contest. All Kobayashi has to do is eat five Italian beefs…in the span it takes five people to eat ONE. The odds makers say that Kobayashi will win easily. ... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
Friday at 1:01 am
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Worst Injuries in Cubs History

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A quick look and poll/graph taken on the worst injuries in Cubs history…as voted on by Cubs historians. The following injuries…believe it or not…are 100% true.  
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Thursday at 2:15 am
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NASA Confirms Chicago Cubs Have 'Gone Plaid'

NASA Confirms Chicago Cubs Have 'Gone Plaid'
IN A GALAXY, FAR, FAR AWAY- Scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have confirmed what many fans of the Chicago Cubs have been fearing throughout the 2012 season:  The Cubs have officially gone plaid. After the Cubs’ eighth consecutive loss on Tuesday, the Cubs moved into a place no team has gone... Read more »
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Wednesday at 12:36 am
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Robin Ventura Feels Bad for Cubs; Leaves Handle of BP Cup for Team at Wrigley

Robin Ventura Feels Bad for Cubs; Leaves Handle of BP Cup for Team at Wrigley
(The following is a note that was left on the door of Dale Sveum’s office at Wrigley Field.  Chicago White Sox manager Robin Ventura after the White Sox swept the Chicago Cubs on Sunday.) “Hey, what’s up Dale.  I’m really sorry about this weekend.  I know this might not be consolation, but…I just thought you should... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 20, 2012 at 10:53 pm
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Great Moments in Cubs/Sox Stereotype Fan History

Great Moments in Cubs/Sox Stereotype Fan History
The following is a compilation of the greatest fan moments during the annual Cubs/White Sox series. 1997- Prior to 1999, the crosstown series was only three games.  In the inagural year, in the second game of the series, Connie Napinski of Joliet became the first woman  to complete the team’s female fan triple crown: A box... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 18, 2012 at 8:49 am
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Chicago Tough Horoscope (NATO Pat Summitt Edition!) 5/17-5/23

Chicago Tough Horoscope (NATO Pat Summitt Edition!) 5/17-5/23
We here at Chicago Tough find it imperative that out international visitors receive a warm welcome. This weekend is the annual NATO Summit.  Chicago has a chance to showcase its beauty to the world!  For us, we don’t know how to give people a warm welcome…it’s not our strong suit.  As a matter of fact... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 17, 2012 at 2:22 am
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Pure Sorrow and the Perfect Surrender

Pure Sorrow and the Perfect Surrender
I saw a man collapse today. He wasn’t dying. He was a strong, healthy Latino…muscular build. He wasn’t wearing rags. He was impeccably dressed.  A light blue freshly pressed shirt, stylish pants, and a black tie.  Well, a loosened tie; the type of tie that states ‘work is over’ or ‘life is hell’. He just... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 16, 2012 at 11:49 am
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Cubs and White Sox Series to Unite Fan Bases; Both Sides Vow to Pummel Any NATO Protestor that Comes Within Six Feet

Cubs and White Sox Series to Unite Fan Bases; Both Sides Vow to Pummel Any NATO Protestor that Comes Within Six Feet
CHICAGO – Normally, the annual cross-town series between the Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox is filled with bitter arguments fueled by liquor and ignorance.  This year, however, the two sides will come together to celebrate their united passion: hating smelly protestors with no discernible message. The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) will travel to... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 14, 2012 at 11:54 pm
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This Week in Chicago Tough Sports History May 14th-May20th

This Week in Chicago Tough Sports History May 14th-May20th
The following is based on actual events that happened in sports this week…years ago: May 14th 1938 - English soccer team beats Nazi-Germany, 6-3…A vehement Adolf Hitler promises revenge by stating, “We will dedicate ourselves to developing the best soccer team in the wo-…Oh, F—it, let’s just bomb the sh—out of ‘em.” May 15th 1912... Read more »
By Captain Meatball,
May 14, 2012 at 1:29 am
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