personality Darren Rovell is evocative of a cartoon shill monster.
Specifically, the villains of a "Simpsons" Halloween Special vignette. On this particular episode of the animated series, characters from advertisements came alive and grew into monsters terrorizing Springfield.
The Simpsons got rid of the monsters by following a Paul Anka jingle: “just don’t look, just don’t look.”
That’s how you get rid of cartoon villain shill monsters.
Both haters and lovers of Darren Rovell call him a shill; and he’s embraced the villain role. He’s also gotten a bit cartoonish lately with his "corporations are people" bit. Rovell is the sports media equivalent of Rush Limbaugh. However, he's not the monster that Limbaugh is. Rovell is a blatant corporatist; and the corporatism practiced in America today is monstrous, but ripping Rovell further won’t help.
We’ll only get rid of Darren Rovell if we..."just don’t look, just don’t look.”...
ESPN and ABC reporter Darren Rovell
is coming to Chicago Cubs
Social Media Night on August 21st.
*Faceplant* (credit Julie DiCaro @JulieDiCaro
) And may I add #letdown #epicfail #pleasedon't.
Obviously, this grants the ballclub a Darren Rovell
award. All national sports media
and local Chicago media
are eligible for the Darren Rovell
award. Of course, priority will be given to Chicago sports media
candidates. With Darren Rovell
being a Northwestern
alum, this award is both local and national.
The Darren Rovell
award will be given to the entity who either a.) gives us obvious product placement in their journalism or b.) engages in prodigious self-promotion. The Cubs
are guilty of both because they are now adding gallons of gasoline to the Rovellian fire.
If you have a candidate for the Darren Rovell
award, email firstname.lastname@example.org...
Welcome to the inaugural granting of the Darren Rovell award. It’s won by (no surprise) ESPN and ABC reporter Darren Rovell. Huzzah! The Darren Rovell award will be given perhaps weekly, bi-weekly, or even semi-weekly. All national sports media and local Chicago media are eligible for the Darren Rovell award. Of course major priority will... Read more »