Posts tagged "White Sox"

Crosstown Haiku: Best. Weekend. Ever.

Crosstown Haiku: Best. Weekend. Ever.
Nothing is so sweet As when a trip to Wrigley Results in a sweep   The White Sox brought some power to Wrigley Field this weekend. Eight home runs and stellar pitching made it almost seem too easy, as the Sox swept the Cubs at Wrigley Field for the first time in over a decade.... Read more »

Crosstown Haiku: Worst. Weekend. Ever.

Crosstown Haiku: Worst. Weekend. Ever.
Endless frustration Utter humiliation An embarrassment   If Kerry Wood hadn’t decided to retire on Friday, there would have been virtually nothing enjoyable for Cubs fans this entire weekend at Wrigley Field. For the first time since 1999, the Cubs were swept by the White Sox at Wrigley Field. And for the first time in... Read more »

Perfection In Haiku: Humberlievable

Perfection In Haiku: Humberlievable
Humberlievable No hitter and perfect game On a dropped third strike
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White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 5, Tigers 2

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 5, Tigers 2
Friday the 13th Superstitious?? Not the Sox Opening Day Win!!

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 10, Indians 6

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 10, Indians 6
Sox have Tribe’s number Bo Derek to Jay Cutler The sweep is complete

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 4, Indians 2

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 4, Indians 2
Bats alive early Sox “Sale” to a victory In Chris’s first start
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White Sox in Haiku: Rangers 5, White Sox 0

Blank-ety Blank %$#@!*& While bullpen is starting strong Bats are starting weak

Day After Opening Day in Haiku: White Sox 4, Rangers 3

Day After Opening Day in Haiku: White Sox 4, Rangers 3
Peavy’s engine runs Sox Ride “Ventura Highway” To first W

Opening Day in Haiku: Rangers 3, White Sox 2

Opening Day in Haiku: Rangers 3, White Sox 2
It’s a Good Friday For the White Sox opener Results not so good Dunn new start sunshine!! Morel bad start dark clouds rain New day tomorrow
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Dinner In Haiku: Ozzie ♥s Carlos

Dinner In Haiku: Ozzie ♥s Carlos
Ozzie the Marlin Looking for a dinner guest Will Big Z accept?   In June 2010, Carlos Zambrano was suspended after getting into a dugout fight with Derrek Lee in a game at Comisky Park Cellular One Field. After the game Zambrano went to dinner with White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. Now, with Guillen managing... Read more »