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Beer Thrower In Haiku: Formal Complaint Filed

(Nuccio DiNuzzo, Chicago Tribune / August 12, 2009) Cub security ejects the wrong fan after the Phillies’ Shane Victorino was hit with a beer during the sixth inning Wednesday night. The guy they tossed outWas not the one they wantedTime to call the cops The Chicago CubsAlong with VictorinoHave filed a complaint So when he... Read more »

By Ed Nickow,
August 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm

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Jerks In Haiku: The Beer Thrower Exposed

This is what a jackass looks like Cubs fans don’t throw beersOn opposing outfieldersThis guy’s just a jerk If you watched tonight’s game you saw the despicable incident when someone in the bleacher’s threw a beer on Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino.  Unfortunately, Wrigley security initially tossed out the wrong guy – they ejected someone... Read more »

By Ed Nickow,
August 12, 2009 at 10:08 pm

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