Posts tagged "Ozzie Guillen"

Dinner In Haiku: Ozzie ♥s Carlos

Dinner In Haiku: Ozzie ♥s Carlos
Ozzie the Marlin Looking for a dinner guest Will Big Z accept?   In June 2010, Carlos Zambrano was suspended after getting into a dugout fight with Derrek Lee in a game at Comisky Park Cellular One Field. After the game Zambrano went to dinner with White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. Now, with Guillen managing... Read more »

Managers In Haiku: Guillen Goes South

Managers In Haiku: Guillen Goes South
Adios, Ozzie Thanks for the World Series ring Your tweets? Not so much.   Fishing for more dough He will land with the Marlins Sox get two prospects  

Sox Haiku Battle - Game 2

Sox Haiku Battle - Game 2
Haiku battle More fun for this White Sox fan Than the game itself For four innings Pitchers battled, bats quiet Nice while it lasted Jon provided some nice commentary before his entry … “I must say I was surprised by the lackadaisical play of your center fielder. Is he a friend of B.J. Upton? And... Read more »
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White Sox in Haiku: Cubs 6, White Sox 3

Cubs and Sox fans went at it as usual Monday, but there were fewer of them. (Scott Strazzante/Tribune) Ozzie ejected White Sox lose an early lead And game to the Cubs   Are you done with Dunn? Done Dunn done Dunn done Dunn done Are you done with Dunn?

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, White Sox 3

Carlos Pena makes his way through the Cubs dugout after hitting a three-run homer in the sixth inning that proved to be the game-winner (Tribune Photo by Scott Strazzante) Pena’s three run shot Gave Cubs the lead in the sixth Which made Cubs fans smile Ozzie ejected Arguing call in the sixth Which made Geo... Read more »

White Sox in Haiku: Athletics 7, White Sox 4

(Phil Velasquez, Chicago Tribune / April 13, 2011) Ozzie Guillen pulls reliever Jesse Crain in the 9th. “I don’t have closer” Closer collapse continues Another lead blown
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White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 4, Athletics 3

(Chris Sweda/Tribune) Sox rally to WIN!!So, next year, is Ozzie here?And is Kenny here?

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 4, Royals 3

Ozzie Guillen argues a second balk call on starting pitcher Mark Buehrle with home plate umpire Angel Hernandez in the 5th inning. (Chris Sweda, Chicago Tribune / September 10, 2010) Ozzie argues balkMisses A.J.’s big double As Sales wins again

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 4, Royals 3

  Ozzie ejected As bullpen holds on to lead So….are the Sox Dunn??  
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White Sox in Haiku: Yankees 12, White Sox 3

Another road loss  Ozzie’s new line-up??….no good!Will HOME SWEET HOME help??