Posts tagged "Jay Cutler"

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach
It certainly isn’t breaking news that the Chicago Bears have settled on a new head coach – Marc Trestman, who comes to Chicago by way of the Montreal Aloutettes of the CFL. You probably know about his 59-31 record over five seasons in Montreal, with two championships. His last NFL job was in Miami almost... Read more »

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 10, Indians 6

White Sox in Haiku: White Sox 10, Indians 6
Sox have Tribe’s number Bo Derek to Jay Cutler The sweep is complete

Bears In Haiku: Chiefs 10, Bears 3

Bears In Haiku: Chiefs 10, Bears 3
No Jay or Forte No Favre or McNabb either So much for this year  
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Thumbs In Haiku: Hanie 2, Cutler 1

Thumbs In Haiku: Hanie 2, Cutler 1
Another Bears win But time for a new QB Thumbs up for Hanie?   The Bears defeated the Chargers  31-20  on Sunday, but suffered a serious loss:   Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is expected to be sidelined six to eight weeks with a broken thumb on his right throwing hand suffered late in Sunday’s... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Bears 30, Eagles 24

Bears In Haiku: Bears 30, Eagles 24
No sacks for Cutler Defense keeps Mike Vick in check Bears win in Philly Offense is clicking But one problem still remains: Forte must get paid London? No problem. Bye week hangover? Not true. Lions? Sunday’s feast

Toughness In Haiku: An e-Card For Your Friends

Here is an e-card You should send to all your friends Who say Jay’s not tough Click here to visit the someecards website and send this e-card to your tough friends. 
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Cutler In Haiku: Forget The Damn Injury

Tribune Photo by Brian Cassella When can we discuss Cutler’s zero point first half Not his injury? He’s not a “pussy” Just a shitty quarterback But you knew that, right? As I write this, two of the most popular posts on ChicagoNow are about fans complaining that Jay Cutler should have toughed it out and... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Packers 21, Bears 14

Sorry, kid. (Tribune Photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo) After today’s game We have a choice of haiku Which do you prefer? Do we spend our time Heaping scorn on Jay Cutler With something like this:    Thank you, Caleb H.    Without you we had no chance    Screw you, Jay Cutler    Your poor performance   ... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Bears 35 Seahawks 24

Chicago Tribune photo by Brian Cassella Jay’s first playoff game Seahawks were no match for Bears Bring on the Packers And here’s a special “guest haiku” from busyb33, who won tickets to the game in our haiku contest: It was never close Bears-Packers, at Soldier Field Now that is a game
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Bears In Haiku: Bears 31, Eagles 26

Johnny Knox recovers an onside kick that sealed the win. (Tribune photo by Brian Cassella) Cutler Out-Duels Vick Bears are on four game win streak All alone in first