Posts tagged "Carlos Silva"

Opening Day Haiku: What's New At Wrigley Field

Because On Opening Day, The Cubs Are In First Place
On Opening Day  There’s some new stuff at Wrigley For you to enjoy Yes, Cubs fans, next year is finally here once again. Tomorrow – Friday, April 1st –  the Chicago National League Baseball Club will begin another season of baseball at Wrigley Field.   From food, to rooftop advertisements, to the broadcast booth and... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Quade - F**k Yeah!

  Quade: I did it Carlos Silva shouldn’t blame Hendry or Riggins I can’t add much to Mike Quade’s reaction to Silva’s infantile rant after being told that the Cubs didn’t want him on the team: On Sunday morning, Cubs manager Mike Quade said it was his decision, and his decision alone to drop Silva... Read more »

Good News In Haiku: Cubs Shed 280 Pounds

Adios, Carlos. Great news for Cubs fans 5th starter will be Cashner Not Carlos Silva My daughter woke me from an afternoon nap (it’s been a long week) to show me the headline – “Carlos Silva fails to make Cubs’ roster.” Like some bloggers who are much smarter than I am, the news was not... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Another Carlos Loses His Temper

Perhaps you have heard About today’s dugout fight Here’s my reaction Memo To Silva: It’s spring training you jackass Get your head on straight Perhaps you forgot That you served up two long balls In that first inning Sure it’s frustrating But you’ve got to remember These games do not count The Cubs defense continues... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: Rockies 8, Cubs 7

Silva pulled in first With irregular heartbeat Like Cubs give their fans But DeWitt looks good In his debut with the Cubs Cloud’s silver lining I would be remiss If I failed to give kudos For Fowler’s great catch

Cubs in Haiku: Dodgers 7, Cubs 0

The runner missed the base.  Silva was right, but got ejected.  That’s the way the Cubs luck has been lately. Although bad calls were not the reason the Cubs lost on Sunday. Silva ejected Cashner gets revenge for Byrd Cubs lose fiftieth 

Cubs In Haiku: Reds 3, Cubs 2

Colvin was safe! (Tribune photo by Scott Strazzante) The Reds come to town Silva holds them to two runs But, of course, Cubs lose Look at the picture Last out in tenth? No! He’s safe! Game ends on bad call Would it have mattered? Heart says yes, but brain says no Things are just that... Read more »

Cubs In Haiku: White Sox 3, Cubs 2

Tribune photo by Chris Sweda For second straight start Carlos Silva falls victim  To Cubs poor offense What’s it gonna take To get our offense hitting And scoring some runs

Cubs In Haiku: White Sox 2, Cubs 1

You’d be mad, too, if you pitched like Carlos Silva and your team scored only one run (Chicago Tribune photo by Phil Velasquez) Silva gets first loss Because the Cubs can’t score runs New game, same story

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Pirates 1

Silva gets eighth win Best Cubs start since Ken Holtzman In sixty-seven