Posts tagged "Bears"

Bears Dominate On Ditka Day

Bears Dominate On Ditka Day
  The weather – frightful Bears offense – just delightful Coach Ditka – grateful     Get your haiku fix by email.  Type your email address in the box and click the “create subscription” button. My list is completely spam free, and you can opt out at any time.

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach
It certainly isn’t breaking news that the Chicago Bears have settled on a new head coach – Marc Trestman, who comes to Chicago by way of the Montreal Aloutettes of the CFL. You probably know about his 59-31 record over five seasons in Montreal, with two championships. His last NFL job was in Miami almost... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Chiefs 10, Bears 3

Bears In Haiku: Chiefs 10, Bears 3
No Jay or Forte No Favre or McNabb either So much for this year  
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Thumbs In Haiku: Hanie 2, Cutler 1

Thumbs In Haiku: Hanie 2, Cutler 1
Another Bears win But time for a new QB Thumbs up for Hanie?   The Bears defeated the Chargers  31-20  on Sunday, but suffered a serious loss:   Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is expected to be sidelined six to eight weeks with a broken thumb on his right throwing hand suffered late in Sunday’s... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Bears 30, Eagles 24

Bears In Haiku: Bears 30, Eagles 24
No sacks for Cutler Defense keeps Mike Vick in check Bears win in Philly Offense is clicking But one problem still remains: Forte must get paid London? No problem. Bye week hangover? Not true. Lions? Sunday’s feast

Bears In Haiku: Bears 39, Vikings 10

Bears In Haiku: Bears 39, Vikings 10
Hester marches on 16th return since ’06 Bears smash the Vikings   Thanks again this week to Quinn in Palatine!
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Bears In Haiku: Bears 34, Panthers 29

Bears In Haiku: Bears 34, Panthers 29
Bears come out on top Hester sets a new record Not a bad Sunday  

Bears In Haiku: Packers 27 Bears 17

Bears In Haiku: Packers 27 Bears 17
Bears blew it Sunday Matt rushed for under 10 yds Worst since ’52   Thanks to Quinn in Palatine

Toughness In Haiku: An e-Card For Your Friends

Here is an e-card You should send to all your friends Who say Jay’s not tough Click here to visit the someecards website and send this e-card to your tough friends. 
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Cutler In Haiku: Forget The Damn Injury

Tribune Photo by Brian Cassella When can we discuss Cutler’s zero point first half Not his injury? He’s not a “pussy” Just a shitty quarterback But you knew that, right? As I write this, two of the most popular posts on ChicagoNow are about fans complaining that Jay Cutler should have toughed it out and... Read more »