Posts in category "Bears"

Bears In Haiku: Defensive Stupidity Hands Game To Packers

Bears In Haiku: Defensive Stupidity Hands Game To Packers
Don’t blame Jay Cutler Defensive stupidity Let the Packers win Maybe Josh McCown would have been better under center than Cutler. But the defense definitely should have known to wait for the whistle before they stopped playing. It was the defense that lost the game just three-and-a-half minutes into the second quarter. Click here to relive... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: We Love You, Baltimore

Bears In Haiku: We Love You, Baltimore
Bears win, Lions fall NFL North ours to lose As week 15 ends First, Alshon Jeffery Saves Jay Cutler from failure Scores 6 on bad pass Then Justin Tucker Gives the Bears a big leg up Sixty-one yard kick Alshon Jeffery, the Bears’ miracle receiver, pulled in a poor Jay Cutler pass to tie the... Read more »

Bears Dominate On Ditka Day

Bears Dominate On Ditka Day
  The weather – frightful Bears offense – just delightful Coach Ditka – grateful     Get your haiku fix by email.  Type your email address in the box and click the “create subscription” button. My list is completely spam free, and you can opt out at any time.
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Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach

Jews In Haiku: Marc Trestman Named Chicago Bears Head Coach
It certainly isn’t breaking news that the Chicago Bears have settled on a new head coach – Marc Trestman, who comes to Chicago by way of the Montreal Aloutettes of the CFL. You probably know about his 59-31 record over five seasons in Montreal, with two championships. His last NFL job was in Miami almost... Read more »

Bears In Haiku: Chiefs 10, Bears 3

Bears In Haiku: Chiefs 10, Bears 3
No Jay or Forte No Favre or McNabb either So much for this year  

Thumbs In Haiku: Hanie 2, Cutler 1

Thumbs In Haiku: Hanie 2, Cutler 1
Another Bears win But time for a new QB Thumbs up for Hanie?   The Bears defeated the Chargers  31-20  on Sunday, but suffered a serious loss:   Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is expected to be sidelined six to eight weeks with a broken thumb on his right throwing hand suffered late in Sunday’s... Read more »
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Bears In Haiku: Bears 30, Eagles 24

Bears In Haiku: Bears 30, Eagles 24
No sacks for Cutler Defense keeps Mike Vick in check Bears win in Philly Offense is clicking But one problem still remains: Forte must get paid London? No problem. Bye week hangover? Not true. Lions? Sunday’s feast

Bears In Haiku: Bears 39, Vikings 10

Bears In Haiku: Bears 39, Vikings 10
Hester marches on 16th return since ’06 Bears smash the Vikings   Thanks again this week to Quinn in Palatine!

Bears In Haiku: Bears 34, Panthers 29

Bears In Haiku: Bears 34, Panthers 29
Bears come out on top Hester sets a new record Not a bad Sunday  
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Bears In Haiku: Packers 27 Bears 17

Bears In Haiku: Packers 27 Bears 17
Bears blew it Sunday Matt rushed for under 10 yds Worst since ’52   Thanks to Quinn in Palatine