Archive for January 2014

Mitzvah In Haiku: A Super Super Bowl Bet

Mitzvah In Haiku: A Super Super Bowl Bet
  Seahawks or Broncos Whichever team you cheer for Everybody wins Two Rabbis, one from Denver and the other from Seattle, made a friendly wager on Sunday’s Super Bowl. But their little bet has now turned into a fund raising campaign for a charity they’ll select together. Rabbi Black thinks you should cheer for the... Read more »

Pitchers In Haiku: Yankees Sign Masahiro Tanaka

Pitchers In Haiku: Yankees Sign Masahiro Tanaka
Yanks get Tanaka Cubs fans get a pantsless bear It’s a way of life   The off season continues to leave Cubs fans bored and frustrated. After a little buzz about it before and during the Cubs Convention, the North Siders have lost the bidding war for Masahiro Tanaka, who has signed with the Yankees.... Read more »

WTF In Haiku: The Cubs Have A Mascot

WTF In Haiku: The Cubs Have A Mascot
Cubs new mascot Clark The great-grandson of Joa What are they thinking? On Monday the Cubs introduced their new mascot, a bear-cub named “Clark” who wears his hat backwards. Clark is reportedly the great-grandson of a live bear named Joa, who was the team’s mascot for a few months almost 100 years ago before he... Read more »
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Blackhawks In Haiku: Patrick Kane Scores His First Goal For The Oilers

Blackhawks In Haiku: Patrick Kane Scores His First Goal For The Oilers
Delayed penalty Kane puts it in open net Wrong end of the ice Edmonton got a little help on Sunday night when Patrick Kane accidentally put the puck in the Blackhawks’ own goal after Antii Raanta left the net during a delayed penalty. Here’s how the strangest goal of the season was described by Mark... Read more »