Free Tickets In Haiku: See The Bears Beat Seattle

We have a winner and some runners-up

FIRST PLACE:
CN User Name - BETH
 

Sunday, Bears will prove

Coffee is Seattle's Best

Not football - Go Bears

Beth - please send an email to me (ed@chicagosportsinhaiku.com) as soon as possible and we'll get the "print at home" tickets out to you immediately.  If we don't hear from you by 7:30 tonight we'll have to move on to the runners-up.   

SECOND PLACE:
CN User Name - busyb33

I heard on the news
million seahawks fell from sky
scared by a bears roar

THIRD PLACE
CN User Name - mustache-face

Who has two big thumbs

Loves the bears but never gone

(points at self) This Guy!

Congratulations to our winner  ... thanks to everyone for entering.  It was great fun for us, hope it was for you, too.

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We're giving away two (2) tickets to Sunday's Bears-Seahawks NFC Divisional Playoff game. Kickoff is at noon at Soldier Field. Here's how our little contest will work:

You write a haiku
You post it in the comments
We choose a winner
Just go to the comments section and post your haiku before 7:00PM CST, Friday, January 14th.  We'll choose our favorite, and the winner will be contacted by email on Saturday with details about picking up the tickets.  We'll also announce the winner on the blog sometime Friday night. 
You do not need to provide your email in the comments.  Just make sure you have a valid email address in your ChicagoNow profile. 
What's a haiku, you ask?  Simple.  A three line poem:
First five syllables
The second line needs seven
Then finish with five
Still confused?  Three lines ... first line 5 syllables, second line 7 syllables, third line 5 syllables.  Rhyming isn't required - in fact, haiku rarely rhyme.  
Just be creative
It should be about the Bears
That's the only rule


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  • Pete Carroll says that
    He will kick to D. Hester
    Um, RIDICULOUS?!?

  • If Bears beat Seahawks
    Then Chicago will rejoice
    Super Bowl is next

  • Can't wait for Sunday
    What's a Seahawk, anyway?
    It's time to Bear down!

  • Seven and Nine Wins
    NFC West For Carroll
    Bring it Seachickens

  • The Bears are ready
    To party as though it is
    1985

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    well done sir.

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Chicago is calm
    Until death to the seahawk
    prophecy is true

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Thanks, Chicago NOW
    For the chance to win tickets
    To see our Bears win!

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Julius Peppers
    Will sack Hasselbeck Sunday
    And the Bears will win

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Griese and Orton
    And Grossman, were, well, garbage,
    'Cuz 'hawks fear Cutler!

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    The O-Line can't block
    The defense is old
    Whatever the media says, the Seahawks will still lose

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Da Bears Da Bears Da
    Bears Da Bears Da Bears Da Bears
    Da Bears Da Bears...Bears.

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Payton is legend
    We hang our hat on defense
    Superbowl this year

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Seahawks are in town,
    BEAR DOWN shouts the angry crowd,
    BEARS soon wear the crown!!!

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    When Cutler bears arms
    The monsters are bereaved as
    Fishing's our Forte

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Rush, Pass, Sack, Return
    Offense, Defense, Special Teams
    Bears can do it all

  • In reply to AndCounting:

    Got the Stanley Cup
    Next: the Lombardy Trophy
    We love a parade

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    I know it's LombardI
    With an I, not with a Y
    But I can't edit.

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    The Bears have caught breaks
    From third stringers to playoffs
    Let's take advantage

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Someone please help me
    My blood sugar is too low
    I need some candy

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    The twenty-ten Bears
    Are not who we thought they were
    Sorry Denny Green

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Cutler sacked
    Secondary flapped
    Still 2011 Superbowl Champs

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Carroll we not scared
    UCLA fight fight fight!!!
    Oops I mean da Bears

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    06 seemed so far
    Then came a man from Denver,
    To lead the Bears' charge

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Boyfriend loves the Bears!
    Maybe a ring at the game?
    Let's go Bears and Me!

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    In Lovie we trust
    In Payton we sought greatness
    In Bears we see champs

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Seahawks squeaked by Saints
    At Soldier Field they will fall
    Bears to the next round

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Hawks and Bears are champs
    Stanley Cup and Super Bowl
    Has a

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Ha, Love it!

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Believe in the Bears
    Hester's pay back to Seahawks
    his returns will kill

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Urlacher's hungry
    He's gonna fry some Seachicken!
    Have faith in the Bears

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Bears are back for more
    ready to get in the zone
    Hasselbeck will cry

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Bears are back for more
    ready to get in the zone
    Hasselbeck will cry

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Ditka is a god
    Urlacher is one as well
    Super Bowl or bust

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Gift of Bears tickets
    My Boys happy to be there
    happy Mom warm at home

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Urlacher's hungry
    He's fishin' for some Seachickens
    Have faith in the Bears

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Tailgate in the Cold
    Watch the Bears exert their will
    Bring on the Pack next

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    The Bears are my life
    Let me see with my own eyes
    The place they call home

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    the oblate spheroid
    spirals through the winter night
    stub hub, take me there

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Twenty five years ago
    On top of the sporting world
    Dominance returns

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    What is

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Soldier Field Erupts
    With Bear Down Chicago Bears!
    March to Victory

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    The turf is real bad
    All the special teams will slide
    As Hester runs by

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Marching to Dallas
    The Bears will tear up the 'Hawks
    Then take down the Pack!

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Make coaches holler
    "They are who we thought they were!"
    Onward to Dallas

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Seahawks Bears oh my
    Blood gnashing teeth feathers fly
    Bears win Seahawks die

    Bob bestrate_5248@sbcglobal.net

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    It is cold
    So, SeaHawks's defense contracted
    to let Cutler throw Touchdowns.

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Hot bowl of chili
    Sweat pants, cold beer,a Bears win
    A Perfect Sunday

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    the Shufflin' Crew
    never doubt where we're going
    to Dallas we dance!

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Seahawks made earthquake
    Da Bears will do one better
    HURRICANE DITKA!

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Julius Peppers
    That man is a freaking beast
    and will eat your face

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    I go game not her
    Me man like Chicago Bear
    Kiss butt when I home

  • In reply to delaneyfleenor:

    Hark Hibernators!
    Come Watch SeaHawks Fly Far South
    And Bears klinch Bowl Trip

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    In Lovie we trust
    In Payton we sought greatness
    In Bears we see champs

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Wed an Indy fan

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Bears back in playoffs
    Hester will send a message
    Two touchdown returns

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Cutler and Hester
    Martz and Lovie, show us your
    Greatest show on turf

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Bring on the Seahawks
    Winning games is our Forte
    Bears on to Dallas

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Hester says, "Fine, punt!"
    Bears' touchdowns shake Soldier Field.
    Blue orange champs shuffle.

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Grew up here whole life
    Was a 49ers fan
    Reality check

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Chicago Bears rule
    the universe of football
    everyone must die

  • In reply to JunieJameson:

    OOps.

    Chicago Bears rule
    the universe of football
    everyone dies

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Hester Return Game
    Monsters of Midway Defense
    Equals a Bears win

  • In reply to ChipSet:

    Bears defense hungry
    Seachickens served on Sunday
    Well Fed D gets win

  • Chance to see Da Bears
    Never been so excited
    What if I don't win

  • Sports? I'm not a fan.
    But when free stuff is involved.
    A Bears Fan I am.

  • I need a sweet gift
    For my husband's big birthday
    Football tickets, Yeah!

  • The Sun has shifted
    Adding zodiac sign number thirteen
    And a Bears win too?

  • Da Bears at da Field
    Is so much better than da
    Bears on da big screen

  • Seahawks feel better
    They beat the superbowl champs
    Bears next? Not so fast

  • haikus are easy
    but sometimes they don't make sense
    Julius Peppers

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Don't know if this is the best, but it sure made me laugh.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Greasy relish dog
    Snow on orange painted faces
    Hey, it's Chicago!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Oh this is the year!
    Chicago Bears score, bear down
    Super bowl shuffle!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Bear down for the West
    Midway monsters once again
    Seahawks are lame ducks

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Through the years, TALENT.
    Ditka, Payton,Urlacher.
    Who will shine this year?!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Emerald city
    Battles the windy city
    Earth, Wind, Fire. Green stuff?

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Soldier Field Sunday?
    Wouldn't trade it for Hyundai.
    Suck it Seatlle.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Do You Know Why UHHH
    BeCause I know Why UH UHHH
    SeaHawks Will Die UHHHH

  • In reply to heysetty:

    City in Blue/Orange
    All of Chicago Supports
    Bears Super Bowl Run!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Monsters are coming!
    The Monsters of the Midway!
    Monsters WIN! Go Bearsss!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Hester and Peppers,
    Orange and blue striped tight pants
    Bear down Chicago.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Bears can win I know
    Winning through the rain sleet snow
    Smackin' SeaHawks down

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Cutler will throw far
    Devin Hester will run fast
    Seahawks will be past.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    When bears are involved
    I'm more inclined to fuzzy
    Tix instead of teddy?

  • In reply to heysetty:

    WHOOPS! Don't know how to delete the last one....I broke a rule-now here's my redo:

    When bears are involved
    I'm more inclined to fuzzy
    Cute cub for tix please!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Frigid Soldier Field
    How I would love to be there
    Cheering on DA BEARS!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    I am good luck charm
    If you send me to the game
    Da Bears win da Bowl

  • In reply to heysetty:

    My opinion is
    If Ms. Wolfe wears a teddy
    Just give her the tix.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    I'm in the doghouse
    Since I tossed Mike's Bears Tickets
    Please help me fix this!

    Hasn't left me [yet].
    I will never live this down
    Wifey. Epic. Fail.

    [sigh. No joke. I apparently threw away a pair of tix that were given to my husband back in October with no way of getting them re-printed before the game. I suck.]

  • In reply to RunningJayhawk:

    Her haiku is true.
    Pitched my Bears-Seahawks tickets
    Back in October. :(

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Seahawks not out west
    M Lynch not running that way
    If Pep has some say

  • In reply to heysetty:

    My wife is pissed off

    Bears game would give me a break

    I would still take her!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Cutler, Forte, Knox,
    Our offense should not be stopped,
    Superbowl bound Bears.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Urlacher hits hard,
    Hasselbeck will suffer much,
    Defense provides win.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Want a win Sunday?
    Cutler don

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Twenty-five long years
    The wait will soon be over
    Bears are champs again

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Twenty five long years
    The wait will soon be over
    The Bears are champs again

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Rematches are great
    Bears versus Pats, don

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Sorry screwed up the last one. What I meant was:

    Twenty five long years
    The wait will soon be over
    The Bears will be champs

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Two tickets for me,
    To be a contributor,
    to the Bears Fourth Phase.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Lakefront battle zone
    Willis Tower trumps Needle
    Bears devour Seahawks

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Jack my son loves Bears
    a touchdown seen in Winter
    sweet dreams until Spring

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Go Chicago Bears
    The greatest team of all time
    WIN for Chicago

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Our true love they are
    The chicago bears of old
    Now returned to greatness!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Never seen the Bears,
    At Soldier Field in my life!
    How cool would that be??!!!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Cutler has Hills girl
    She will be his good luck charm
    Bears blast down the Hawks!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    1985
    The Bears 2011
    We'll be champs again!!!!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Sweaty men in pads
    Freeezing fans who give a roar
    Excite the city!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Boyfriend wins tickets
    Gets drunken like at da Clam
    Rings for everyone?

  • In reply to heysetty:

    "Soldier Field"

    Sixty thousand strong
    Together, singing "Bear Down"
    On our town's behalf

  • In reply to heysetty:

    From Dent to McMahon
    To Jay, Brian, and Devin
    Time has come again!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    My son's first Bears game
    Not a better way to start
    A lifetime of joy

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Seahawk bird flies slow.
    Monsters are hungry for win.
    Bears will munch for lunch.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Sunday, Bears will prove
    Coffee is Seattle's Best
    Not football - Go Bears!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Pete Carroll leads

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Playoffs

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Seattle throws fish
    for sport, Chi-town throws footballs,
    Bears eat fish for lunch.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Team of Big Shoulders
    Hope of the Second City
    Bears Victorious

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Born in '85
    Ditka is my secret crush
    Ready for Sunday

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Bear down in winter!
    West Coast comes to meet Lakefront
    Nothing comes easy

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Cutler owes us one
    Defense clips the seahawks wings
    Ditka buys dinner

  • In reply to heysetty:

    And she said Go Bears!
    Go Osos de Chicago!
    Bilingual cheering

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Lake winds blow cold chill
    Orange and blue fans cheer with gusto
    almighty Bears prevail

  • In reply to heysetty:

    When Jay Cutler is sacked
    We all pray and laugh: come again
    1985

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Bear eats a seahawk
    Picks its teeth with the feathers
    Falcon for dessert?

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Not some other game
    It is THE one game
    US BEARS FANS WANT BAD

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Sorry to upset
    Good people of Chicago
    Seahawks for the win once more.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    You talk too much Hawks
    Doomsday is Sunday for you
    Bears have one more game

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Two minute countdown
    Cutler to Hester downtown
    Raise your hands--Touchdown!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Julius Peppers
    is going to Disney World
    You can't beat the D

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Anyone can write
    haiku. You just stop at the
    seventeenth syllab.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    At my local pub
    When the Bears win a playoff,
    Drinks are on the house!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Welcome back Seahawks
    Sorry about the beating,
    But it's the playoffs!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Pass and run won't do,
    Fumbles lost to black and blue,
    Seahawk's year is through.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Seats at Soldier Field
    Father and son cheering wild
    bonding through Da Bears

  • In reply to heysetty:

    I REALLY want to win...but this hilarious!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Who'd win in a fight,
    Ditka, or a hurricane?
    Hurricane Ditka!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Bare chest, blue and orange
    Bigger fan than Bill Swerski
    Hypothermia

  • In reply to fronq:

    Hehehe I like this one.

  • In reply to fronq:

    One team has talent
    The other team is Seattle
    Should be a blowout!

  • In reply to fronq:

    This is so much fun

    Who knows Jay Cutler?
    He's not so personable...
    But Reilly, who cares?

  • In reply to fronq:

    Bad weather? Who cares.
    I

  • In reply to fronq:

    Jay Cutler Quarterback he DA man StubHub tickets for DA couch potato fan see DA BEARS distroying the seahawks is DA plan

  • In reply to fronq:

    Seahawks for supper
    Diving right into BEAR jaws
    Finger lickin good!

  • In reply to fronq:

    I Bear down Sundays
    Expect a win 'gainst Seahawks
    Dallas here we come

  • In reply to fronq:

    Great Day Chicago:
    Bulls Beat Lebron and the Heat,
    The Bears Beat the Hawks.

  • In reply to fronq:

    The real Forest Gump
    Not very bright but sure is fast
    Run Hester run.....STOP!!!!!

  • In reply to fronq:

    Hasselback Lookout
    Peppers is coming for you
    Do not rub your eyes

  • In reply to fronq:

    Odds say Bears by 10
    Peter Francis Geraci
    Can't erase that debt

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    HAHAHAHA Seachickens need some bankruptcy info tapes!!!

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Hey Chicago what do you say
    Bears are gonna win Sunday

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Hey Chicago What do you say,
    Bears are gonna win Sunday.
    Here we come Dallas

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Cutler is our man
    Bears will be Super Bowl champs
    Bye bye Seattle

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    you wanna crown em
    they are who we thought they were
    we let them off hook

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    One game at a time
    Bears will beat Seahawks by nine
    Packs or Falcons, just fine

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Seahawks can fly? Lie!
    Da Bears can soar! Hear our roar!
    We'll eat your babies!

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Win one for Soldiers
    Beat the Birds or pay back Pack
    Bring Lombardi home

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Amending to revise "pay back"

    Win one for Soldiers
    Beat the Birds or payback Pack
    Bring Lombardi home

  • In reply to jeff3829:

    Hut one, Hut two, HIKE
    Brian, Julius and Jay
    Its a team, WE WIN!

  • In reply to fronq:

    Big game on Sunday
    Pigskins fly high in the air
    Seahawks can't hide tears

  • In reply to heysetty:

    On offense its Jay
    On defense it Julius
    Special Teams look OUT!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    No more shuf-ling crew
    No more Rexy to throw picks
    This team is here now

  • In reply to heysetty:

    bears will get a win.
    lynch doesnt shake the ground again.
    seahawks will lose ten.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Bear down Chicago
    The Seahawks from Seattle
    Have nothing to lose

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Super Bear Downs, Please -
    Holy Hallas It's Cold Here!!!!
    ....And Hester Returns....

  • In reply to heysetty:

    bears will get a win.
    lynch doesnt shake ground again.
    seahawks will lose ten.

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Who will beat Petey
    The Monsters of the Midway
    Let's go to Dallas!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    A message to Martz
    To quote Sandra - The Blind Side
    PLEASE RUN THE DANG BALL!

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Funny, yes. But this is a copycat of a well-known Threadless t-shirt:

    http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_Are_Easy_But_Sometimes/tab,guys/style,shirt

  • In reply to yowz:

    Gulpy Downer,

    My t-shirt doesn't say Julius Peppers.

  • In reply to yowz:

    Eight and eight all hoped
    Got better week after week
    In playoffs Sunday

  • In reply to yowz:

    Who has two big thumbs
    loves the bears but never gone
    (points at self) This Guy!

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    hahaha! LOVE IT!

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    What more could there be?
    Free tix from Stub Hub? Amen!
    A Bears win...icing!

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    To the Superbowl
    Through the Hawks and Pack we'll roll
    Carroll's a bunghole

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Super Bowl Twenty
    I was there with long brown hair
    I am here hair gone

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Whatever the score is
    Winning is all that matters
    Bring On The Packers!

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Above post won't work
    Had no time to concentrate
    Da Bears only on mind

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Seahawks prey on fish.
    Bears too. Known as "Fish Eagle"
    Wikipedia.

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Seahawks flying high.
    Brazen beasts, cruel fate lies
    Twixt Soldier Field

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Fierce orange and blue
    Fight our players tried-and-true
    Da Bears, thru and thru

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Pete allegedly cheats.
    The Seahawks allegedly stink.
    No they really stink.

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Ditka Ditka Dit
    Ditka Ditka Ditka Dit
    Doo be doo be do

  • In reply to purduebigtop:

    Send me to the game,
    In the sacred Soldier Field
    Where legends are from

  • In reply to yowz:

    Let me drink cheap beer!
    Waiting too much to Bear now
    Bring on the big win

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Hard traffic suxs rocks
    Lovie sets sights on end zone
    Will travel for 6

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Hasselbeck you fool
    Did not marry Elizabeth
    Get a better View

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Broken birds fall, die
    Pretty boy Cutler steps up
    Soldiers march onward

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Da Bears gonna win
    Huh I talk like dis always
    Haiku this ass wipe

  • In reply to heysetty:

    Nevermind the Cubs
    Three teams in one year will do
    Da Bears, Da Bulls, Da Blackhawks!

  • In reply to onederboy:

    I revise for illegal Haiku:

    Nevermind the Cubs
    Da Bears, Da Bulls, Da Blackhawks.
    Three teams in one year!

  • In reply to onederboy:

    North side bears will come
    Ladies like real Bears, not bears
    Julius Peppers

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Bone chill real deal time
    Numb feet ask what treat is this
    Oh yeah, scoreboard yes!

  • In reply to onederboy:

    I heard on the news
    million seahawks fell from sky
    scared by a bears roar

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Illegal Haiku?
    Who knew clotheslines were so fun
    Stay aware dear Bears

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Hot flesh on the field
    Huffing puffing grunting guys
    Exhale fans Bears win

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Grandpa too damn old
    Used to sit in snow and cold
    Clicker now I hold

  • In reply to onederboy:

    SET! Hut hut hut hut
    Bears kick butt in tecmo bowl
    And this year will roll

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Northwest lost boys fear
    Six, twenty-two, thirteen, nine
    All Chicago cheers!

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Hot polish sausage
    BEARSSS DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS
    Champions my friend

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    Hah... Damn, looks like we had exactly the same idea.. 8 minutes apart... Good job making it work though

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    Seattle seahawks
    record of seven and nine
    now its payback time

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    Pigeon, fat on luck,
    struts along a muddied field.
    The bear's stomach growls.

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    Chuck Norris made love
    with fifty three goddesses
    And THE BEARS were made.

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    The Bears are hungry
    How tasty is Seawhawk meat?
    Sunday will tell us!

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    The Bears are hungry
    How tasty is Seahawk meat?
    Sunday will tell us!

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    bears, beets, bears, seahawks
    battlestar galatica
    bears, beets, bears, seahawks.

  • In reply to mikaveli:

    Bears, hawks again meet.
    Title game would be a feat.
    No rex, not that feet.

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    HAHAHA! That was awesome! Rex Ryan and feet. Hilarious.

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Monsters of midway
    Shirtless fans of blue do cheer
    Not too cold for beer

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Visible exhale
    Turf is hardened and icy
    Soldier Field Home

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    This year they brought back
    The Monsters of the Midway
    Ditka would be proud

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    First crush the Seahawks
    Then humiliate Green Bay
    Dallas, here we come!

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Lombardi Trophy
    We

  • In reply to imalacherlover:
  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Peppers on the Right,
    Idonije on the Left,
    Let's sack Hasselbeck!

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Jiggs says Bears will win
    Billy Jack agrees "No Doubt"
    Bears move on, hawks out.

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    we're two wins away
    we got cutler's rocket arm
    we'll launch to dallas

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    dang, i really wanted to win but i doubt i can beat this. this should be on a t-shirt!

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Lovely new lady
    In my life, need to impress
    Tickets help me score

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Yes, a t-shirt I would use as a rag. Moderately funny.

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    We all want tickets
    Tickets to cheer on our Bears.
    I will go, not scalp

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Lovie and da Bears
    Soldier Field, fans unite as
    One -- Victorious.

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Bearsss versus Seahawks
    Is Ditka drivin' da bus?
    Bearsss, forty two-zip

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Ditka versus Bears
    Paradox, cannot compute
    New universe formed

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Last one, lucky one
    Maybe judge reads from bottom
    Please be lazy judge

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Seahawks

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Showdown in Chi-town
    Soldier Field, home of da Bears
    Super Bowl Shuffle!

  • In reply to imalacherlover:

    Cutler at QB
    The Monsters of the Midway
    Not this year, Seahawks.

  • In reply to onederboy:

    *(Cue MJ monologue)

    Bears... Bears... Bears... Bears... Bears...
    Daaa Bulls... Daaa Bulls... Daaaaaaaa...... Bears... Pol-
    -ish Sausage.... Ditka....

    (Yea I cheated... Even though I won

  • In reply to onederboy:

    one, two, three, four downs
    four times to run, pass, and pound
    beers like it's your job

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Hasselbeck and the
    Three Bears, Urlacher, Hester,
    Julius Peppers

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Da Bears be da best,

    da Seahawks, our next conquest,

    through Dallas; last test!

  • In reply to onederboy:

    Give away tickets
    Loving kids see the big game
    Proud Dad warm at home

  • Sunday bandwagons
    And die hard fans all scream it ---
    Cutler please -- Bear Down!

  • Sunday bandwagons
    And Die hard fans all scream it
    Cutler please -- Bear Down!

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