Archive for January 2011

All Star Game in Haiku: Team Lidstrom Wins

Team Lidstrom won itBlackhawks showed what they can doToews and Sharpy scored Big Buff scored in firstwith assists from Kane and KeithTogether again The biggest storyPatrick Sharp won MVPGoal and two assists

Missing in Haiku: Stanley Cup Puck

Cameras can’t catch the culprit because they were all turned towards the celebration happening on the other end of the ice. (Chicago Tribune Photo) Where did the puck go?Pronger? Flyers fans? Who else?No suspects been named Do you have the puck?There’s a 50K rewardfrom Harry Caray’s!

License Plates In Haiku: Just For Cubs Fans

License Plates In Haiku: Just For Cubs Fans
New Cubs license plates Show that you’re a fanatic Support public schools On Wednesday, the Cubs and Jesse White – a former Cubs minor leaguer and currently the Illinois Secretary of State – announced the sale of Chicago Cubs specialty license plates.  The Cubs are the second professional sports team to provide this option for their... Read more »
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Blackhawks in Haiku: Wild 4, Blackhawks 2

Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford gives up a first-period goal to the Wild. (Chicago Tribune Photo) The Blackhawks strike firstbut can’t play 60 minuteseven on home turf 

Toughness In Haiku: An e-Card For Your Friends

Here is an e-card You should send to all your friends Who say Jay’s not tough Click here to visit the someecards website and send this e-card to your tough friends. 

Cutler In Haiku: Forget The Damn Injury

Tribune Photo by Brian Cassella When can we discuss Cutler’s zero point first half Not his injury? He’s not a “pussy” Just a shitty quarterback But you knew that, right? As I write this, two of the most popular posts on ChicagoNow are about fans complaining that Jay Cutler should have toughed it out and... Read more »
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Blackhawks in Haiku: Flyers 4, Blackhawks 1

Bears fans after the Packers beat the Bears 21-14. (Chicago Tribune Photo) Sadness in Chi-townwasn’t caused by Blackhawks lossEven though it sucked

Bears In Haiku: Packers 21, Bears 14

Sorry, kid. (Tribune Photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo) After today’s game We have a choice of haiku Which do you prefer? Do we spend our time Heaping scorn on Jay Cutler With something like this:    Thank you, Caleb H.    Without you we had no chance    Screw you, Jay Cutler    Your poor performance   ... Read more »

All Stars in Haiku: Kane named Alternate

(Chicago Tribune Photo) Kane’s an AlternateSt. Louis’ the other “A”Both on Team Lidstrom
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Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 4, Red Wings 1

After 5 days offBlackhawks went into DetroitTook down the Red Wings