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Pathetic in Haiku: Elephants beat Bulls

By AlyssaNickow, January 25, 2010 at 7:33 am

Taronga Zoo Celebrates Christmas

I knew it was bad
But I didn't know how bad
Until I read this

Some Thai zookeepers
Teach pachyderms basketball
Can they teach Bulls next?

Filed under: Bulls

Tags: Basketball, Bulls, Elephants, Pathetic

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