Archive for December 2009
Center Field In Haiku: Cubs Sign Marlon Byrd
It looks like Marlon Byrd has a big … uh … bat “Big” (?) New Year’s Eve newsCubs sign Byrd to play centerIs this what we need? The Cubs want you to think it is … “We knew he was a good guy,” general manager Jim Hendry said of Byrd, about whom the Cubs inquired... Read more »
Olympics in Haiku: Hawks Picked Worldwide
Toews, Keith, and Seabrook2010 OlympicsCanada chose right And Slovakiatook Hossa and KopeckyMore Blackhawks to come... Read more »
Bulls in Haiku: Bulls 104, Pacers 95
Can you Bull-eve it!Winning two games in a row!Will it save Vinny... Read more »
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Blackhawks in Haiku: Stars 5, Blackhawks 4
Kane scores twice againFraser’s first goal of seasonBut Hawks fall to Stars... Read more »
Bears In Haiku: Bears 36, Vikings 30
Devin Aromashodu catches game-winning overtime touchdown Monday night at Soldier Field. (Scott Strazzante / Chicago Tribune) AromashoduGo Aromashodu GoAromashodu... Read more »
Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 5, Predators 4
Patrick Kane celebrates his game-winning goal with less than a minute left in the third period. (Chicago Tribune Photo) On Sharpy’s birthdayMadden and Kane both score twiceBeat the Preds again... Read more »
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Good Riddance in Haiku: Vinny Del Negro
Bulls to fire coach,When they have a replacement.He will not be missed... Read more »
Bulls in Haiku: Bulls 96, Hornets 85
Thomas comes back strong!The Bulls are victorious!Too little too late... Read more »
Blackhawks in Haiku: Blackhawks 4, Predators 1
Hawks win in NashvilleTomorrow at the UCHope for same results... Read more »
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Ho Ho Haiku: All I Want From Santa
To all the Cubs fansWho celebrate tomorrowA Merry Christmas Like Adam SandlerI’m a menorah lighterBut I’ve got wishes So I’ll ask SantaAnd hope that he grants wishesTo nice Jewish boys Make sure Fonzi’s knees Will last him a few seasons He’s so expensive I’m glad Bradley’s gone But not so thrilled with Silva Can we... Read more »
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