Attitude Problems In Haiku: Harris vs. Bradley

Grossly overpaid
Underachieving asses
Attitude problems

H/T to @42TheGreat who posted this tweet:

Tommie Harris and Milton Bradley should become friends. Two grossly overpaid, underachieving asses w/attitude problems.


So which ass is worse?
Would it be Milton Bradley

Who just can't shut up?


Or is it Harris?
Who hits a man when he's down
For no good reason?

Or maybe there's another Chicago athlete with an attitude problem who you think should be part of this very special club.

Nominations are open in the comments.

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