Oprah In Haiku: "O" The Chutzpah

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Really now, Oprah
Closing down North Michigan
For your T.V. show?

"O" the snobbery
"O" the unbridled ego
"O" the arrogance

Magnificent Mile
Crown jewel of Chicago
Shut down just for you

For fifty-three hours
The great avenue will be
Unmagnificent

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Tags: Haiku, Oprah Winfrey

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  • No, no. She's really just going to wait for everyone to show up, and then she'll start handing out jobs and paychecks in honor of Labor Day.

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