This is how Julie likes to see Aaron Miles
Seems like most Cubs fan
Really don't like Aaron Miles
Tell us how you feel.
Whenever Aaron Miles is playing, Twitter becomes an orgy of hate. Here are a few of good examples from today's game, which Miles started at shortstop for an ailing Ryan Theriot:
@Aisle424: Aaron Miles could make things interesting by getting on here.... ha ha ha ha ha ha... almost made it all the way through that
@rpringle: Aaron Miles once threw himself out at first
@Adambuckled: Aaron Miles once grounded into a quadruple play
@aleagueofherown I liked him playing for the Cards
@blicdh: Aaron Miles once got the shit beat out of him by the gatorade machine.
@TweetsByDina: Miles was once called on / to bunt for a suicide / squeeze and missed ... oh wait
Add your anti-Miles comment. It doesn't have to be in haiku, but try to keep it within Twitter's 140 character limit so it's at least a bit of a challenge. I suppose we can accept pro-Miles comments, if you're so inclined - but they'd better be good.