Archive for August 2009

Cubs In Haiku: Astros 5, Cubs 3

Tribune photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo / May 21, 2005 – LaTroy Hawkins delivers in the ninth inning. He gave up a solo shot to Jermaine Dye and was booed, something to which must be accustomed by now. Game’s strangest momentMilt facing LaTroy HawkinsPast and present goats?

White Sox in Haiku: Twins 4, White Sox 1

Offense OFFENSIVE Just SIX runs in last FOUR games As trade rumors swirl 

Waivers In Haiku: Harden's Butt Stays Put

Rich Harden is still wearing Cubby Blue (Phil Velasquez, Chicago Tribune) Harden starts tonightCubs asked more than Twins would giveJulie is happy
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Jerseys in Haiku: Best in NHL

Number one jerseyAccording to Hockey NewsClassic always wins.

Bears In Haiku: Bears 27, Broncos 17

Bears go to DenverJay performs under pressureChicago by ten

Cubs In Haiku: Mets 4, Cubs 1

No sweep for the CubsZambrano struggles againNo offense today Best part of the game?Jon Lovitz with Len and BobTrying play-by-play
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White Sox in Haiku: Yankees 8, White Sox 3

It is Groundhog DayI said it is Groundhog Day It is Groundhog Day 

Holes in Our Sox in Haiku: Read the Links

Peavy pulled from game Ozzie Guillen embarrassed And now you know Jack

Cubs in Haiku: Cubs 11, Mets 4

No boos for Bradley today (Chris Sweda, Chicago Tribune) Milt goes 3-for-4Jake Fox gets first career slamCool weather – hot bats
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White Sox in Haiku: Yankees 10, White Sox 0

When I see a “10″Then it should be Bo Derek Not runs given up