Can’t leave college football alone the game needs me. Biggee Smalls once said that he raps about the ghetto because that’s what he knows. And…”if I worked at McDonald’s I’d be rapping about Big Macs and fries.”
You write and talk about what you know and live. And I know Big Ten football. “Banks is chilling, what more can I say, we killing ‘em.” Enjoy the lyrics quote from each artist at the end. It links to that specific song.
1.) #4 Wisconsin Badgers = Jay-Z (5-0, 1-0)
Who else is doing it all like this? A complete enterprise that has “the rap (college football) game in a choke hold.”
2.) #11 Michigan Wolverines = Eminem (6-0, 2-0)
Detroit based franchise with glory days that are mostly behind them. But they seem to be getting relevant again. Even though everyone seems to think they’re possibly overrated.
3.) #16 Illinois Fighting Illini = Dr. Dre (6-0, 2-0)
You forget they exist most years, but when they have a big year, they really have a BIG YEAR. The Dr. has The Chronic (1993) and Chronic 2001 (released in 1999). This decade, the Illini made the BCS in ’01 and ’07, and just one winning season outside of those years .
4.) #14 Nebraska Cornhuskers = Common (5-1, 1-1)
The world’s best vegetarian MC synergized with a team named after corn? I might be stretching on this one. At least the quote applies to Bo Pelini.
5.) #23 Michigan State Spartans = D12 (4-1, 1-0)
There’s talent, substance and grittiness here; also a massive chip on their shoulder. Mostly because they’ll always be compared to you-know-who. It doesn’t help that the person is so close to them. And since 90% of what State girls talk about is getting wasted (at least the ones I knew, and the grads here), the song choice is…
Always around and relevant, but never on top of the game anymore- Not these days. Joe Paterno is the godfather of college football. Snoop’s the Doggfather of rap.
So loved. So hated. Their hubris is the source/cause of their polarization. Sometimes they can get away with believing the rules don’t apply to them. Sometimes they can’t.
“I’m a let ya finish, but the tattoo scandal was the greatest college football scandal of all time!”
8.) Iowa Hawkeyes (3-2, 0-1) = Coolio
Everyone can appreciate them when they’re on their game. Had some legal troubles in 2010. Stemming from controlled substances.
9.) Northwestern Wildcats (2-3, 0-2)= Lupe Fiasco
Chicago based outfit, with solid fundamentals but they’ll never achieve large sold-out stadium status. The thinking man’s choice- which also unfortunately keeps them from making it bigger.
10) Purdue Boilermakers (3-2, 1-0) = Paperboy
Had some good times in the 90s, but haven’t really been talked about since.
11.) Indiana Hoosiers (1-5, 0-2)= Bluff Daddy, Chris Rock’s parody of Puff Daddy, in his 1997 send-up of Bad Boy Entertainment “Champagne.”
Utterly laughable. Not to be taken seriously by FBS opponents
“I drink Champagne in my car. higgy higgy haw higgy higgy haw…I drink champagne when I hustle, I drink champagne with Nipsy Russell, I drink champage in the hood, I drink champagne with Tiger Woods. It’s all good y’all Tiger Woods y’all.”
12.) Minnesota Golden Gophers = LMFAO (1-5, 0-2)
Very little substance and talent. Almost all success is only due to flukiness, kitsch, and general silliness.
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