In New England, it's "one if by land, two if by sea." (And regarding the Patriots, Tom Brady
remember the story of Paul Revere from elementary school?
That whole
"the redcoats are coming" bit. Sarah Palin
Or she remembers it as Revere somehow warning the British, instead of
the American colonists. And what he was warning them about was our
"freedom" (whatever that means) and the second amendment
guaranteeing our right to bear arms- even though the Constitution
wasn't drafted until more than a decade after his ride.
Yes, indeed the summer lull for sports is really here, so let's fill it with more media gaffes and hilarious segments from current events/news stories to compensate for the dearth in sports news we're experiencing from here until September.
That was funny wasn't it?
Here's the quote again. Bells??? WTF? There
were no bells, he was trying to get colonist militia ready, why would
they want/need bells?
He who warned the British that they weren't be taking away our
arms, by ringing those bells and making sure as he's riding his horse
through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going
to be secure and we were going to be free
During the '08 Presidential campaign, the funniest woman alive, Tina
Fey did her dead-on lampoon of the unintentionally funniest woman alive
(Palin) by sometimes not even changing a single word of her quotes. A couple times on SNL, Fey literally just took Palin's explanation of economic
issues as her comedic dialogue. Her butchering was funny enough.
Palin isn't even running for president.
Her bus tour is just
attention-whoring, or trying to build up steam for a run at the Arizona
senate. Although she denies the property she purchased in that state is
for that purpose. We'll see. Either way, this is still funny.
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