1) They really don't like Letterman or Leno
2) They'd legalized porn in a heartbeat.
3) We're power crazy and we love it
4) We won't push the poor off the fiscal cliff
5) We really want bacon and acai berries with every damn thing.
6) We believe Santa is outsourcing
7)We don't care about Oprah,Ellen,or Barak...Just Bill Clinton baby yeah.
8) We have never ever held baptisims at Starbucks (yet)
9) Third world countries make us take....uh give more,
10) We don't believe in people magazine.
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