Posts in category "William Cellini"

Scumbags and Bobbsey Twins: William Cellini Trial Shows How Deep The Scum Goes

Scumbags and Bobbsey Twins: William Cellini Trial Shows How Deep The Scum Goes
William “the Pope” Cellini has been called the consummate insider and for years has been able to do the things people like that do without getting caught. That is until, of course, the Teachers Retirement System was being targeted by slimier slime-balls than he. According to testimony by A1 Scumbag Stuart Levine, it appears that... Read more »

Will William Cellini Finally Get What He Deserves?

Will William Cellini Finally Get What He Deserves?
William “the Pope” Cellini has amassed a large fortune by standing this/close to those in power. Even though his influence has been great, he never wanted to put himself into the public spotlight. I mean what the hell, what better way to avoid undue publicity? And as a result, William Cellini has been able to... Read more »

John Cullerton Wants Buck-A-Pack Cigarette Tax To Spend On Cellini's Asphalt

John Cullerton Wants Buck-A-Pack Cigarette Tax To Spend On Cellini's Asphalt
Illinois Senate President John “Any Tax Is Good” Cullerton wants to add a buck-a-pack tax on cigarettes so he can reward the Illinois Asphalt Pavement Association and William Cellini for more of that useless asphalt that winds up on our highways and roads, as well as providing pollutants as runoff for the environment. That never-ending,... Read more »
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