Posts in category "Chicago Bulls"

Cubs Affiliate Peoria Chiefs to Hold "LeBron James NBA Championship Replica Giveaway Night"

Now that the Miami Heat’s 2011 NBA Playoff run has come to an end, those who share a common despise of the Heat and, more notably, LeBron James have rejoiced in a common effort to concoct creative ways to celebrate the fall of the NBA’s greatest antagonist. Since the Dallas Mavericks knocked off the Heat... Read more »

LeBron and Luongo Losing - How Fun It Is. Eh, Chicago?

Fans of the Chicago Bulls and Chicago Blackhawks seem to be getting somewhat of a retribution these days.  After watching the Blackhawks squander an opportunity to oust the Vancouver Canucks in the NHL Playoffs, and watching the Bulls’ best season in a dozen years come to a screeching halt at the hands of the Miami... Read more »

The 10 Greatest Bulls Enemies of All-Time -- Where does LeBron rank?

The attitude, the arrogance, the selfishness, "The Decision" -- Where does LeBron James belong among the most hated of all-time?
With the Miami Heat on the verge of closing out the Chicago Bulls in this year’s Eastern Conference Finals, there’s no denying LeBron James is enemy #1 for sports fans in the city of Chicago.  With James’ near-constant showboating on the court and his recent almost-sarcastic reference to Derrick Rose’s MVP status, LeBron is certainly... Read more »

Bulls lose, and by the way, Sammy Sosa is a real piece of s@#$. (WARNING: A Bit Explicit)

The Bulls, as you know, dropped game 4 of the NBA Eastern Conference Finals last night, giving the Miami Heat a commanding three games to one lead in the best-of-seven series.  The Bulls had their chances to win the game, but came up short. Derrick Rose not only missed a free throw late in the... Read more »

Noah Fined For Anti-Gay Slur -- Should Anti-Gay Slurs Really Be NBA's Focus?

Recently the NBA, in partnering with GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network), debuted its newest public service announcement, this time dealing with the use of anti-gay slurs.  The PSA, featuring Grant Hill and Jared Dudley of the Phoenix Suns, urges viewers to “Think B4 You Speak”, and features a group of young men and... Read more »

Sorry Chicago, Bulls Look Overmatched By Heat

Before the title of this post send anyone into a frenzy, let me first state that I believe the Bulls are a great team.  They’re one of the elite in the NBA, and they display a ton of the characteristics that make for championship teams.  I truly believe they have what it would have taken... Read more »

Chicago Sports Rapture: Who is saved, and who is sent to the "lake of fire" (also known as "Milwaukee")

Not only does Soriano not get a seat on the bus to the new Earth, Soriano isn't even allowed to say goodbye.  A first-class, one-way ticket to the land of Laverne and Shirley for this guy.  Hasta la vista!
Happy Rature, everyone! Rumor has it, around 6:00PM, the end of the world is scheduled to begin.  During this period, God will begin judging the human race and sending them to their appropriate place.  Like a club bouncer with small genitalia, God will supposedly destroy heaven and Earth, because they have become polluted by sin,... Read more »

Need more reasons to hate the Miami Heat? Here ya go!

Steve Bartman is now a painful, household name to Cubs fans worldwide thanks largely in part to the Florida Marlins.  The Florida Marlins have TWICE won a World Series in their short 17-year existence.  Having purchased their first title in 1997, then owner Wayne Huizenga opted to dump the contracts of most every significant player who helped win the '97 World Series.  In 2003, the Marlins started the season terribly.  With a management change, zero expectations, and some crazy good luck, the Marlins went on to -- as Tom Berenger so eloquently stated in the movie Major League -- "win the whole f**king thing".
Odds are, you probably despise the Miami Heat more than a trip to the DMV, a routine root canal, or the entire cast of Jersey Shore.  You should anyway.  They’re the closest thing the NBA has had to “purchased championship”.   Chris Bosh is an over-sensitive ninny who always feels as if he’s under-appreciated.  Dwyane... Read more »

Is it right to raise new Chicago sports fans?

In case you didn’t notice (and odds are you didn’t), I’ve been on a little bit of a hiatus for awhile.  My reason for being away wasn’t some sort of contract dispute or holdout situation.  I wasn’t hospitalized, and I wasn’t backpacking through Europe (or more dangerously, Philadelphia). The reason for my time away was... Read more »

Stupid Is As Chicago Does

It seems to have become evident that the decision-makers for nearly all Chicago sports franchises are stupid.   Although it seems rather unprofessional to label someone or something as “stupid”, the sports scene in Chicago has surpassed what could once be considered “enigmatic” — or for the superstitious, “cursed” — and has grown into full-on... Read more »