Are you a fan of the bizarre, of the strange, of the completely weird?
Did you binge watch Twin Peaks in two nights?
Do you hallucinate random white horses appearing in your living room?
Whenever you pass a meadow in the suburbs, do you ever check the grass twice to see if there's a disembodied ear?
Do you like coffee? Do you imbibe so much you end up randomly dancing to Roy Orbison?
Then, boy! Have I got a contest for you!
Today on Twitter, Chicago Literati is holding a very special themed haiku contest! Tweet us a haiku as your favorite David Lynch character to win! (@chicagoliterati)
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