Mitt Romney And Krang Are Twinzies!

Mitt Romney And Krang Are Twinzies!

The election coverage is giving me anxiety so I decided to lighten the mood and share my ridiculous thoughts within the blogosphere. Ug, the blogosphere. I hate that word. I picture a bunch of weenies on their laptops looming through space (me included).

Anywho, I'm not super thrilled with either candidate this election cycle, but I'm going to be a wee bit upset if Romney gets into office. It's not because I'm a hardcore liberal, (like Malcolm, I'm always in the middle) it's because he reminds me of that giant mechanical robot controlled by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's nemesis, Krang. If you don't know who Krang is, then shame on you! Go into the woods, lower your head in shame, and don't come out until I tell you.

Between his appearance, demeanor, that mechanized laugh, attempting to relate to minorities (I just saw a youtube video of him taking advantage of a photo-op with a group of black kids. He was trying to sing "Who Let the Dogs Out." Really!?) and those capped teeth just make me think there is a rancorous, republican brain controlling him with levers and switches.

Or maybe he's just a mook lacking interpersonal communication skills. Yea, that's probably it. At least I got to write about Krang! I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Nailed it!





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