Posts tagged "girlfriend"
(1.) You find out your girlfriend gained 10 pounds. How to Solve it: First, don’t panic, it’s never good to panic during an emergency. Keep your composure. Also, stop looking at her gigantic and elephantine butt. This will be exceedingly difficult considering her butt has noticeably expanded in just a 48-hour window. Tell her you... Read more »
It has been eight long months since the last time I saw her… This time last year, ChicagoNow and I were having a wonderful relationship. We were inseparable. I remember I used to take her to the park on my iPhone, or spend a day with her at the beach, or stroll down Michigan Ave.... Read more »