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Posts tagged "Soothing Dulcit Tones"

Finally! Something on the internet that's not in any way pornographic

Not so long about, I brought you news of something that you absolutely did not need to know about. Every year during the offseason, NBA teams feel the irrepressible urge to humiliate their own players. And as the players are contractually oblige to forego their souls from the day they pass their physical, they are... Read more »

Hinrich's baritone brings world peace, but Deng's voice encourages violence

In lieu of anything new happening with the Chicago Bulls this weekend, let’s laugh at some of their former players. God invented the internet so that we could feel more closely acquainted to professional athletes. It’s the reason they have online chats, it’s the reason they have their own websites, it’s the reason we follow... Read more »