Tag: Ted Cruz

Insider trading was illegal for Martha Stewart, but it's business as usual for Senator Ted Cruz

Insider trading was illegal for Martha Stewart, but it's business as usual for Senator Ted Cruz
Insider trading is loosely defined as the use of information not available to the general public for the purpose of personal enrichment.  In Martha Stewart’s case, she based a decision to sell a stock she owned on information from a friend that she deemed reliable. Who wouldn’t, right? Believe it or not, there is no... Read more »

Cruz, Danson, Koppel, Kacynski, Kennedy, Turner and both Teds

Cruz, Danson, Koppel, Kacynski, Kennedy, Turner and both Teds
There’s a lot of famous Teds out there.  I mentioned a bunch in the title, you can probably think of a bunch more.  The last two, the ones listed as “both Teds” aren’t exactly people, but we’re going to talk about them, anyway. Some of those Teds mentioned in the title have had or currently... Read more »

Ebola? We don't need no stinkin' Ebola

Sunday’s blog about Ebola being treated at the Texas governor’s mansion drew some scary comments.  I guess that’s only fitting, Ebola’s a scary thing. The focus of the emails fell into three main categories.  One was my frivolous treatment of Ebola in general, while the other two categories concerned my irreverent and/or sarcastic comments about... Read more »
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Paul Ryan, Ted Cruz and Rick Santorum are the real Axis of Evil

Paul Ryan, Ted Cruz and Rick Santorum may pose a greater threat to our nation and what we call “The American Dream” than any terrorist organization. On November 1, 1936, a week after signing a treaty of friendship, Italy and Germany announced a Rome-Berlin Axis.  This was the first global use of the word “axis”... Read more »

Is Steve Pearce the biggest A-hole in Washington?

If you Google Rep. Steve Pearce, you will find the following statement on his official website: “Due to inaction by the Democrat-controlled Senate, the Federal Government shut down on Monday, September 30, at midnight…. Congressman Pearce will continue to work through the shutdown without pay.” For the record, Rep. Pearce is a multi-millionaire whose $174,000... Read more »

Obamacare: John Boehner is a bald-faced liar

John Boehner (hereinafter and sometimes referred to as “Boner”) is a liar and it pains me to say it (not really). What does pain me, though is his ability to lie as if the rest of us are too stupid to know he’s lying. He has an uncanny ability to disregard history and the fact... Read more »
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