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Mr. Boehner, where are my Cohibas?

Speaker of the House John Boehner is going to make us choose, once again between the politics of NO and the politics of STUPID. Responding to President Obama’s initiative to normalize relations with the island nation of Cuba, Boehner (pronounced Boh’-ner, like a stiff dick) said that he didn’t think our relations with Cuba merited... Read more »

Racism, anti-Semitism and simultaneous vacations that are two weeks apart

Racism, anti-Semitism and simultaneous vacations seems like one of those which-one-doesn’t-belong questions.  If that were the case, most of us would probably pick simultaneous vacations, because racism and anti-Semitism are similar things and nothing at all like simultaneous vacations. Racists can be anti-Semites and vice versa, but no one can go on simultaneous vacations two... Read more »

Black people are the worst racists

It sounded weird to me when I first heard someone refer to a black person as a racist.  It took a while, though until I realized the implications and potential of painting black people in that light. Consider it today’s version of, “I know you are, but what am I?” It’s obvious that a lot... Read more »
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Elizabeth Lauten taught Sasha and Malia Obama a valuable lesson

Elizabeth Lauten is sending out resumes in her search for a new job.  She’s probably hoping for a spot on FOX News and she might just get one. A former GOP operative and communication director for Republican Congressman Stephen Fincher of the 8th District of Tennessee, Lauten has gotten her tit into the wringer, so... Read more »

Rudy Giuliani is A) An idiot B) A racist C) Fuckin nuts D) All of the above

In his latest proclamation from crazy land, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani  said that he would prosecute for perjury anyone whose grand jury testimony in Ferguson, Missouri conflicted with police officer Darren Wilson’s account of the shooting of Michael Brown. Ostensibly, the basis for said prosecution would be that their testimony did not... Read more »

Is Festivus really for the rest of us?

In a 1997 episode of Seinfeld, the world is introduced to an off beat celebration known only to the Costanzas-George’s family.  Lauded as an alternative to Christmas, the holiday is celebrated on the 23rd of December and decreed, “Festivus for the rest of us.” The holiday is symbolized by what looks like a closet pole... Read more »
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Democrats kicked their own asses last Tuesday and they'll do it again in 2016

Everyone from Ted Cruz to Rush Limbaugh is taking credit for opening a can of whoop-ass on the Democrats last Tuesday night.  Democrats, however need no help these days defeating themselves. They’re like the Jim Carrey of politics.  Watch Carrey kick his own as in Liar Liar  and Me, Myself & Irene  In 2008, President... Read more »

Killing Ebola patients is the only way to save our country

If the headline up there seems cruel, hysterical, ignorant or any of dozens of other adjectives describing the cretins of our political culture, you’re not alone.  At least, I hope we’re not alone. If you Google Todd Kincannon-former head of the South Carolina GOP, the  three common elements popping up are Pro-Life, Christian and Tea... Read more »

Malala says send books, not drones

Nobel Peace Prize winner, Malala Yousafzai told an audience at Forbes’ “Under 30″ Summit in Philadelphia last week that the way to peace is through education, not weapons.  See it here 17-year old Malala, the youngest winner in the Peace Prize’s 113-year history told President Barack Obama, a fellow Peace Prize winner that the U.S.... Read more »
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Chris Christie is tired of hearing about the minimum wage. Aren't we all?

At a U.S. Chamber of Commerce luncheon on Tuesday, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie addressed the issue of minimum wage in America.  It was not reported what he ate for lunch, but I quote the governor as follows: “I’m tired of hearing about the minimum wage. I really am. I don’t think there’s a mother... Read more »
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