Donald Trump was outraged one morning to find that someone had written in pee, "Trump Sucks" in the snow in the Rose Garden.
After a full day of investigation, the FBI came to Trump and told them they knew whose pee spelled out that message. They said it was Vice President Mike Pence's pee.
Trump fumed, but then they said something that made him explode. They said it was in Melania's handwriting.
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