Donald Trump, alphabetically speaking

Donald Trump, alphabetically speaking

This is just a little word play.  Following the GOP presumptive nominee's lead, I tried to think of disparaging descriptives like, "lying Ted," "little Marco" and "crooked Hillary."

My goal was to come up with 3 words for each letter of the alphabet which might apply to Don the Con.  It's meant to be funny, but there is often truth in humor.

I came up a little short with the "X" - maybe you can do better.  If nothing else, it might help out with your next game of Scrabble.  Think of it as a vocabulary builder.

A - Asshole, abhorrent, abrasive
B - Boor, bully, barbaric
C - Calamity, clod, clown, cretin
D - Disaster, dumb, dirtball.
E - Excrement, egotistical, egregious
F - Fraud, fatuous, feckless
G - Goofy, ghastly, gibberish
H - Hair.  Need I say more
I - Ineligible, intolerant, ignoramus, imbecile
J - Jerk, jackass, jingoist
K - Ku Klux Klan, kook, knave
L - Loser, lightweight, lamebrain
M - Meathead, monster, misanthrope, miscreant
N - Nitwit, nadir, narcissist, nauseating
O - Orange, obtuse, odious
P - Prick, perilous, pernicious
Q - Quack, queer, quixotic
R - Racist, racist and racist
S - Schmuck, shithead, simian
T - Tool, taint, tawdry
U - Unconscionable, unprincipled, unruly, unsavory, unseemly, unsightly, unstable, unethical
V - Vacuous, vainglorious, venal
W - Wangle, wayward, wily
X - Xenophobe, xxxaggerate (exaggerate by 3 times), X-man (that was a stretch)
Y - Yahoo (not the search engine), yokel, yuck
Z - Zit, zany, zealot

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