Archive for June 2014

Women come and women go, but TV is forever

In the 1979 movie, “Being There”, Chance, the gardener told Eve, the wealthy widow that he likes to watch.  I confess that I, too like to watch. Played by Shirley Maclaine, Eve was inquiring about Chance’s sexual preferences.  Chance, played by Peter Sellers didn’t get the reference and was merely saying that he likes to... Read more »

Motorcycle helmets suck and so do people who insist on telling me I should wear one

Motorcycle helmet laws suck for two reasons.  The first reason is that it’s nobody’s business if I want to hop on my motorcycle and feel the wind in my hair.  The government shouldn’t be involved in decisions I make about my own safety. The second reason that helmet laws suck is that helmets suck. OK,... Read more »

Don't send me a Father's Day card if I'm not your father

Please don’t send me a Father’s Day card unless you know for certain that I’m your father.  For about 100% of you reading this, I know that will not be the case. I only have two children, so by the tenets of common sense and the indomitable force of critical thinking, I am only expecting... Read more »

California Chrome, California dreamin' and the harsh reality of Elmont, New York

California Chrome, winner of this year’s Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes failed to win racing’s Triple Crown Saturday, tying instead for 4th place in the Belmont Stakes. Held 5 weeks after the the Kentucky Derby and 3 weeks after the Preakness, the mile and a half Belmont Stakes is run at Belmont Park in Elmont,... Read more »

Bowe Bergdahl is on his way home. Should we send him back?

As Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl makes his way back home to Hailey, Idaho, the rest of America is pondering his release from the Taliban with mixed reviews. Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) took the President to task yesterday for failing to inform Congress of the prisoner swap negotiated to free Bergdahl.  Regarding Bergdahl, Feinstein... Read more »