Posts tagged "toddlers"

Tomorrow he learns

Tomorrow he learns
My tomorrow is usually a lot like today. And yesterday. And the day before. Groundhog Day. Seriously. It is. The same exact routine. Wake at 6am, shower and get ready for work. Get toddler ready for school, let dogs out, drop kid off at school, stop for coffee, start work at 8am. Work. Eat lunch... Read more »

When kids learn bad words

When kids learn bad words
Last week our almost 3 year old called someone at school “stupid”. He got in trouble. I got talked to by his teacher. I was embarrassed to say the least. Evidently he yelled it in the hallway at a classmate. Why? Who knows. It doesn’t really matter why. We don’t say that. We don’t say... Read more »

So, who's the ass that thought children's shopping carts were a good idea?

So, who's the ass that thought children's shopping carts were a good idea?
I’m going to just say this. Whoever decided that miniature children’s shopping carts and children’s shopping carts disguised as race cars were a fucking great idea needs a punch in the mouth. They clearly did not have the best interest of the children nor the parents in mind. Especially the parents. What ever do you... Read more »
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10 reasons my toddler drives me bat shit crazy

10 reasons my toddler drives me bat shit crazy
I have a 2 1/2 year old son that on a daily basis drives me bat shit crazy. Bat. Shit. Crazy. Toddlers. You got to love them. Here are ten reasons my toddler has me one step away from a looney bin. 1) He throws an epic tantrum when I drop him off at preschool... Read more »

12 potty training memes to keep you laughing instead of crying

Well, we made it. We I made it through our second full week of potty training. I can honestly say, I can’t believe my 2 1/2 year old caught on so quickly. But trust me, we are far from diaper free. To potty train a toddler you must have the patience of a saint, a... Read more »

I'm a good mom but I'm so freaking tired

I'm a good mom but I'm so freaking tired
I’m so tired. I mean really freaking tired. Exhausted. I haven’t slept since November of 2011. You know, when I got pregnant. For me, someone that loves sleep, that’s a really long time. Just ask my mom. When asked by my high school guidance counselor what my favorite hobby was, I told him sleep. True... Read more »
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How to potty train a toddler in 5 easy steps

How to potty train a toddler in 5 easy steps
Are you getting ready to potty train your toddler? Have you been struggling for months to get your little one to comply? Are you looking for the next self help book? The best internet advice out there? The quickest way to get your little one out of diapers and into big boy/girl pants? Well, I... Read more »

I'm giving up the F word for Lent

I'm giving up the F word for Lent
It’s no big surprise. I have a potty mouth. I love the F word. Some people loathe it. I quite enjoy it. I try not to use it regularly. I try not to use it as an adjective. But, I use it. I use it when I’m mad. And yesterday I was mad. My son... Read more »

4 fun crafts to introduce preschool children to Mardi Gras Day

Mardi Gras is upon us and that means it’s time to put on your green, gold, and purple and get your food on for Fat Tuesday. As a way to introduce small children to the season of lent, celebrating Fat Tuesday is a great way to kick of the fasting season. Here are 4 fun... Read more »
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I hate dining out with my kid more than you do

I hate dining out with my kid more than you do
I see you. Staring at me from across the room. Across the table. Making eyes at me. At him. Snickering under your breath. Chuckling with your friends. Whispering to your partner. Thinking. I see it. I see it all. I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I hate dining out with my... Read more »