Posts tagged "pregnancy"

Psychic Pregnancy Readings..Friend or Foe

Psychic Pregnancy Readings..Friend or Foe
One of the online mommy groups I readily visit recently shared a thread about psychic pregnancy readings. One of the women in the group recently had her cards read and shared her findings with the group. Suddenly the board lit up like a Christmas tree and at least 30 other women shared that they too... Read more »

The Chicago Blackhawks Ruined My Sex Life (and other $hit I like to tell myself)

The Chicago Blackhawks Ruined My Sex Life (and other $hit I like to tell myself)
They lost! They freaking lost! The cup! The Stanley Cup! The Chicago Blackhawks lost! UGH! You know what else was lost? Eggs. As in my eggs. You know the kind that needs sperm to fertilize. Sperm from a man. As in sex. From my partner. As in playoff hockey killed my eggs. Really? Really! I’d... Read more »

The Painful Reality of Secondary Infertility

The Painful Reality of Secondary Infertility
As I sat in the doctors office, the truth finally revealed itself to me. It’s not like I was in denial. I know what’s been going on in my body. But the questionnaire screamed it loud and clear: You might be infertile. How many pregnancies have you had? How many live births? How many miscarriages?... Read more »
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I Had a Baby and I'm Still Fat

I Had a Baby and I'm Still Fat
I gave birth for the first time at 40. I have no desire to pretend that my body did not go through a shitload of changes. I have less desire to defend my current body structure to anyone.  I had a baby last year and I’m still fat. Baby fat. Pfft! I gave birth during... Read more »

You Lose, Baby Shoes!

You Lose, Baby Shoes!
My little man is growing like a weed. He is happy, healthy, and costing us a small damn fortune. Honestly, in today’s world, how can anyone afford to send their children to college when a pair of baby shoes costs a million dollars. Baby… f-ing…shoes. Explain to me, how THAT costs just as much as... Read more »

Thoughts on Having Baby #2

Thoughts on Having Baby #2
To reproduce or not to reproduce…that is the question. To refill or not to refill? You see, Aunt Flo just left town and I’m out of birth control pills. It is the perfect time to start fresh, start counting days, and start having sex. Yes, we are thinking about Baby #2 and quite honestly, I’m... Read more »
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Super Mom, Super Tired....

Super Mom, Super Tired....
I’m tired. F-ing tired. Sick and f-ing tired. I have a 7 month old. I work a full time job. I just got over the flu and I’m battling a head cold. I haven’t been able to write a blog post in two weeks. I just want to scream! I passed out at 8:30 PM... Read more »

How I Got "Dissed" in a Plus Size Store

How I Got "Dissed" in a Plus Size Store
I’m not a size 2. I don’t even know what the hell that is.  The smallest I have ever been is a size 7 and that was in my freshman year of high school. I have always fluctuated between a size 10-12. Even in my most fittest days, biking 60 miles a week, I never... Read more »

To The Mom to Be....

To The Mom to Be....
I usually share my adventures about being a single mom with a toddler but I have decided to give all the “moms to be” a dose of reality. This is stuff your friends, family, spouses,and significant others may not tell you. And you need to hear it! Dear Mom to Be: First, eating for two... Read more »
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Blogging-The Double Life

Blogging-The Double Life
I started blogging a few months after my son was born around late October of 2012. My blog became an avenue to help me cope with being a new mom, postpartum depression, and way to avoid jail time for murdering my partner. I had a rough go of it at first. Oddly enough, it really... Read more »