Posts tagged "infants"

New Father Fail

Today I did a good deed. Today I looked like a Goddess. Today I was somebody’s vision in white. Today I assisted a new father in the parking lot of the hospital remove an uninstalled infant carrier from its base. Today I wanted to slap the ever loving shit out of him. Today he learned... Read more »

The Mayhem Guide to The Baby Registry

The co-sleeper. Trust me, you don't want to do this.
Every expecting mother dreams of the day she can stand in Babies R Us and point and shoot that little gun. The registry gun… the gun that will deliver all of her hopes and dreams onto a computer screen for all the world to purchase. Reality check…registering is hard. Unless you have done your research,... Read more »

Woof! vs. Waaaaa! Dog Parents vs Human Parents.....

Woof! vs. Waaaaa! Dog Parents vs Human Parents.....
I love my dogs. We currently own three. Before I had a child I had children. Fur children, fur babies. Four paws, drool, and dog hair. They were my life. Literally. I ran a very successful dog rescue for 12 years up until late last year. I finally had the confidence in myself and someone... Read more »
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And So It Begins.....

And So It Begins.....
So my infant son has discovered his penis…. Things are certainly looking up! My son just turned 6 months old and to celebrate his half birthday, he discovered his penis. It is all very innocent yet strangely disturbing at the same time. Having a son, I knew one day this would come. I just assumed,... Read more »