Tag: Easter Bunny

When Did Easter Become the New Christmas?

When Did Easter Become the New Christmas?
I don’t know about any of you but I’m still digging out from this weekend. Did we get snow? No. We got Easter. Since when did Easter become the new Christmas? When I was a child we received one Easter basket. One. From. The. Easter. Bunny. The Easter Bunny (aka my mom) hid Hershey Kisses... Read more »

Life In The Fast (Pass) Lane

Life In The Fast (Pass) Lane
As I stood in line this weekend awaiting my son’s turn to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap, my attention was turned to Christmas. Just 3 months ago, I stood in a similar line for that ┬ájolly old fat fuck. A line full of screaming, impatient children, moms daydreaming for a bottle of wine, and... Read more »