Archive for February 2013

Thoughts on Having Baby #2

Thoughts on Having Baby #2
To reproduce or not to reproduce…that is the question. To refill or not to refill? You see, Aunt Flo just left town and I’m out of birth control pills. It is the perfect time to start fresh, start counting days, and start having sex. Yes, we are thinking about Baby #2 and quite honestly, I’m... Read more »

Boob Check

Boob Check
I wear glasses.  Lately, my vision has gotten worse, so I made an appointment with the eye doctor. He informed me that my eyesight has changed significantly  His analysis was based on my current prescription. I now need bifocals… great.  Bifocals at 41 years old. Really? Are you F-ing kidding me?  I could tell there was... Read more »

Super Mom, Super Tired....

Super Mom, Super Tired....
I’m tired. F-ing tired. Sick and f-ing tired. I have a 7 month old. I work a full time job. I just got over the flu and I’m battling a head cold. I haven’t been able to write a blog post in two weeks. I just want to scream! I passed out at 8:30 PM... Read more »
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Idiot Drivers

Idiot Drivers
I have no idea how some people have a driver’s license. Lately, I have seen an increase in how horrible people actually drive. I know, this phenomenon is not new but it still amazes me. Sadly, it isn’t just regular Joe people,  it is the police too. Yesterday I witnessed a cop ride a person’s ass for... Read more »

Valentine's Day Pet Peeves

Valentine's Day Pet Peeves
In honor of one of my most beloved hated holidays other than its evil cousin Sweetest Day, I give you my bloody Valentine’s Day Pet Peeves!   1) Women (and some gay men too) who MUST get a Valentine from their man and base the future existence of their relationship on it. Get a grip,... Read more »

How I Got "Dissed" in a Plus Size Store

How I Got "Dissed" in a Plus Size Store
I’m not a size 2. I don’t even know what the hell that is.  The smallest I have ever been is a size 7 and that was in my freshman year of high school. I have always fluctuated between a size 10-12. Even in my most fittest days, biking 60 miles a week, I never... Read more »
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Vacation for Two?

Vacation for Two?
To vacation or not to vacation with a toddler. That is my question for the day. I am in desperate need to recharge my batteries. I have hit a few bumps as of late and really could use an escape. The problem is I wouldn’t really get a break if I go on vacation with... Read more »

I've Been Awarded a Liebster

I've Been Awarded a Liebster
A Liebster..not a lobster! What the heck is a Liebster? The Liebster Award is given to a new or up and coming bloggers who have less than 200 followers. The award is then passed along to other bloggers in the same category to help spread the word and support one another. My award was granted... Read more »

My First Crush

My First Crush
I will apologize ahead of time to the Mayhem Nation…shit’s about to get sappy. Yes, it’s that time of year again folks.  It is the month when most fights and break ups occur because the devil himself, Hallmark, invades every commercial and has women around the world waiting on bated breath for a Valentine card... Read more »
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To The Mom to Be....

To The Mom to Be....
I usually share my adventures about being a single mom with a toddler but I have decided to give all the “moms to be” a dose of reality. This is stuff your friends, family, spouses,and significant others may not tell you. And you need to hear it! Dear Mom to Be: First, eating for two... Read more »